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Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

I pulled it out of my asshat 

An explanation for an embarrassingly ridiculous idea.
OK, well I was profoundly drunk and I pulled it out of my asshat!

The Pussy Tape

Popular slang name for the widely viewed Access Hollywood Tape in which the 45th POTUS shamelessly brags about grabbing women’s pussies whenever he wants to because of his own wealth and fame.
Sure I’ve seen the Pussy Tape, innumerable times, and E. Jean Carroll has finally succeeded in forcing this lying old scumbag to have to pay to play.

Who put pubic hair on my coke? 

What Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas asked Professor Anita Hill which was revealed during his easily successful Supreme Court confirmation hearing.
It’s so clear that for a man of Clarence Thomas’ stature to ask, “who put pubic hair on my coke?” is the completely harmless act of a jokester!

Long Dong Silver 

Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas’ X-rated alter ego, due to his self-purported larger-than-life dick, taken from a popular sleazeball porno film from the late seventies.
So Clarence explained, “you know, Miss Hill, they call me Long Dong Silver, right?”

quid pro no-no 

What folks are saying about Clarence and Ginni Thomas’ shamelessly profiteering Supreme Court decision-for-sale antics.
Oh Clarence, how can the public even think for a minute that we are taking bribes for access, that what we’ve done is a quid pro no-no?

fartsquirter 

A nickname for the person who has a vile and embarrassing habit of passing brown liquid alongside their flatulence.
Ever since second grade, he’s been known as the fartsquirter.

dropping the brown bomb 

Another cleaned-up slang term for taking a shit.
I told my five-year old to hold up for a few minutes ‘cause I be dropping the brown bomb!