political handjob

A reference to some of the more negative aspects of quid pro quo politics.

As part of the whole Ukrainian deal, we may get a stray political handjob here and there - but I intend to get my goddamn Biden investigation out of this ugly mess!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019

pimp theater

That practiced prance of rooster drama often seen in a pimp’s repertoire.

Although in prison, far away from the rush of street business, I caught his pimp theater in every move he made.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 12, 2019

Zuckerbuggery

Popular slang for the ultimate fuck-over, one usually involving money, one squarely in the ass.

If you can’t win fair and square, you may need to resort to Zuckerbuggery!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 04, 2021

spatial genius

A disparaging nickname, applied as a joke, to someone who doesn’t know their ass from a hole in the ground.

Yup, throughout my incredible life I’ve been widely recognized for my astounding feats as a spatial genius.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 10, 2021

Covidtown, USA

Slang for any town in America with a high and expanding number of COVID-19 cases to put it on the map.

We’re livin’ right smack in Covidtown, USA!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 07, 2020

hag hat

When a woman of a certain age (old) has a mass of steel-grey hair that conjures the appearance of a seriously horrific hat.

As she approached, I thought to myself that it may be Halloween, but then I quickly realized the hag hat she wore was her crowning glory way back in the day.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 30, 2019

Visualize my asshole!

A common response, often yelled from one’s moving vehicle, to the vapid jerks who display the inane bumper sticker, “Visualize Whirled Peas.”

In a moment of deep irritation fueled by my lifelong pacifism, coupled with a brief moment of surprising pity, I loudly shouted, “Visualize my asshole!” to the sad sack occupants of the hulking SUV as it passed me on the boulevard.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 14, 2021