Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

buttweevils 

The small beetles that feed on the debris lodged in a particularly unclean person’s asshole hair.

Not having seen him for over a decade, I never imagined that my ex could harbor such a horrific case of buttweevils.

buttweevils by Dr Bunnygirl May 11, 2019

ultracon 

A con that is hands down, a most seriously convincing one.

This trumpian ultracon is, in a way, a particularly American phenomenon.

ultracon by Dr Bunnygirl May 11, 2019

Disney Savant

A skillfully brilliant Disney scholar who possesses exceptional knowledge related to all aspects of the Magic Kingdom.

My goofy colleague, a true Disney Savant, leaves us every so often to totally immerse himself and his family in the powerfully mystic innocence that is Disneyland.

Disney Savant by Dr Bunnygirl May 11, 2019

junk bunnies 

Slang term for those who are drawn to hop indiscriminately onto someone’s junk.

Let’s go out tonight and find us some junk bunnies.

junk bunnies by Dr Bunnygirl May 10, 2019

junk magnet 

Slang term used to describe a hoarder who compulsively amasses a worthless shit heap.

There is no garbage that can escape the gravitational pull of that junk magnet!

junk magnet by Dr Bunnygirl May 10, 2019

Kremlin Gremlin 

Trump’s affectionate nickname for Putin, that little gnome who causes so many people to mysteriously disappear.

She was living in Moscow until the Kremlin Gremlin spread his fairy dust.

Kremlin Gremlin by Dr Bunnygirl May 10, 2019

Trump Zombies 

A popular nickname for the 45th President’s followers, more widely known as his “base.”

The Trump Zombies have clearly infiltrated the Senate.

Trump Zombies by Dr Bunnygirl May 8, 2019