Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

pornphobia

What evolves in pornography addicted men who’ve been incarcerated for sex addiction and then scared straight into a new phase of monkhood.

Yeah dude, I think I’ll stay home and cook dinner tonight, I got a real strong case of pornphobia so gaming’s not even an option for me anymore.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

Balls About Town

A lighthearted but subtly disparaging term for a guy who is always looking to get laid and who thinks that women everywhere are just waiting for him to make a move.

He’s way too busy being Balls About Town to think much about the upcoming election.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 11, 2020

sphinctoleak

When you can’t keep poop from continuously exiting your asshole and it just keeps leaking out no matter how many times you wipe.

I’m telling you, doc, this sphinctoleak situation is causing me to really lose it!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2021

workouttard

A disparaging nickname for a person who thinks they know the best approach to working out but who fails miserably.

I listened to that workouttard drop his free weights repeatedly until I couldn’t take it anymore - so I walked over to him and kicked his ass in front of the whole gym.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 15, 2019

patriot rapist

A military insider’s term for the soldier who is more widely interpreting what he has learned to do.

We don’t like thinking about the disturbing reality of war such as the actions of the patriot rapist.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 9, 2020

trumpist in a teapot

Disparaging term for a blowhard whose hate speech and ignorant ideas are celebrated as a big deal in that tiny, odd world, the MAGA infomercial.

We invited him so that we could expose him as the trumpist in a teapot he truly is.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 20, 2019

meth shredding

A term used to describe the commonly experienced paranoia fueled by methamphetamine use that causes the user to compulsively tear into tiny pieces, by hand, everything they come in contact with.

I had eaten a Twinkie and therefore relied upon my meth shredding habit to eliminate all possible evidence of this pathetic and unhealthful event knowing that my dietary activity could at some point become the subject of a full-blown FBI investigation.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 26, 2019