Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

Carrie Oakie

Featured unknown and pathetic alcoholic uberstar of the sleazebag karaoke bar scene.

I caught her sad, nearly invisible act at the Holiday Inn right before Carrie Oakie went permanently face down in a bowl of peanuts.

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Farts artfully expressed in a strict 5-7-5 haiku formation.

He got up onstage, passing unparalleled and beautiful haiku flatulence, quickly bringing his audience to tears.

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Acronym for:

faded, fucked and laughed at.

My dad used to say he was fully aware that he was FFALA; he said that it was oddly exhilarating.

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Slang for the unfortunate condition of seriously needing to take a shit but having nowhere to do it.

When I felt its little smooth, brown face begin to emerge from my hole, I quickly realized I had gopher ass.

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A sad nickname for an aging person who has reached that final pathetic plateau when they can no longer fuck.

Let’s get outta here before that fuckless wonder over there comes over and tries to hustle us.

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That balletic squatting stance that allows a person a free and unobstructed position from which to blow a truly effective fart.

I watched his artistic subtlety as he achieved a fart plie that was not only astounding but perfect.

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Pejorative slang describing a city widely known for its lowlife bars and easy sex.

Every sleazopolis has its own uniquely identifiable qualities that make it tick and hum.

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