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A formal psychiatric diagnostic category explaining the complicated underlying characterological components of a complete and total asshole.
I eventually came to discover that my “ex” was suffering with a sad and pervasive diagnosis called Asshole Personality Disorder.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019
Get the Asshole Personality Disorder mug.A somewhat childlike sounding description of a person’s compromised mental state when they are clearly distorting things.
Well there’s no doubt, Dad, that you were suffering with a severe case of distortohead when you took us on that trip to the edge of Kilauea back in September of 2021!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2023
Get the distortohead mug.I’ve already made many millions from my bumper sticker, available in 20 languages so far, which simply declares, “Fuck Covid!”
by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2021
Get the Fuck Covid! mug.The White House Press Corps’ nickname for the newest Trump WH mouthpiece, Stephanie Grisham, because she doesn’t actually “do” press conferences and she seriously overuses the word “sham.”
“These vile sham impeachment procedures fueled by rabid commie Democrats will eventually be exposed,” seethed the Sham WH Press Secretary in a recently issued written statement.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 9, 2019
Get the Sham WH Press Secretary mug.Acronym for a visitor’s subjective experience when visiting a patient in the ICU, standing for Fucking Intensive Care Unit.
No wonder they call this part of the hospital the FICU, the nurses should just say this aloud as they do a “double flip” when I dare to ask for anything for my recovering husband’s comfort.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019
Get the FICU mug.The lesser known brother of the Greek God Zeus, less popular due to his well known abysmally rank and uncontrollable farting problem.
We must hide, my dear Persephone, as I can smell my unfortunate brother Flateus approaching, his terrible pungent scent is surely unmistakable!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 2, 2023
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by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2019
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