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Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

fishstick farts 

Flatulence that is the byproduct of dirt-cheap fish dipped in over-salted egg batter, frozen, later fried in rancid, unhealthy oil, and then forcefully blown out of one’s nether-hole.
When I was growing up there was nothing worse than the horrific smell of an elementary school cafeteria on Fridays, thanks to fishstick farts.

Deutsche Douche

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th President of the United States.
I am the super-genius big shot here, they call me the Deutsche Douche!

21 bun salute 

When 21 rabbits all line up and salute as part of a peaceful protest against war or violence or gun culture.
As part of a powerful demonstration against America’s love of automatic weapons, right in the heart of Washington DC, there was a dramatic 21 bun salute as the President’s motorcade passed by.
21 bun salute by Dr Bunnygirl June 19, 2019

badass mindfucker 

A description of someone wildly adept at influencing others to think in ways that cause confusion or disorientation, often yielding behavior that benefits or gratifies them.
She struck me as a straight-up badass mindfucker the moment I first caught her holding court at the party where men were following her around like dogs.

rabbit land 

A fictional place where everything is wonderful and gentle and sweet.
Her mind was wandering off into rabbit land, I saw it slowly wash across her face.
rabbit land by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2019

birdfinger 

Affectionate nickname for that special middle finger that so clearly tells someone to fuck off.
As the pushy waiter moved quickly away from our table after forcefully taking our orders, I caught my 90-year-old mother giving him the birdfinger from her demurely napkined lap.
birdfinger by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2019

rubber chicken farts 

Abnormally loud flatulence that sounds like it’s being forcefully emitted from an orifice belonging to a rubber chicken.
His grotesque signature rubber chicken farts were exceedingly loud, wet-sounding rippers, enough to startle the shit out of people if they were in close proximity.