fiber gummy nights

When you’ve eaten so many fiber gummies that your mate is repeatedly awakened throughout the night by the obscene flatulent hornblower blasts that rouse her from all possibility of sleep.

It’s these crazy, magical fiber gummy nights that keeps her lovin’ me!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 06, 2021

porta-pottyphobia

A deep and visceral fear of porta-potties.

She found herself standing, drenched in a cold sweat, before a stinking pale blue porta-potty when she realized that her porta-pottyphobia had kicked in and caused her to feel that her feet were planted deeply into the earth so that she could not move them forward or backward; also her teeth were clacking together involuntarily as vomit filled her throat and she had a sudden, fleeting image of the terrible childhood incident that caused all of this to immobilize her so completely.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 21, 2019

Simpleton in Chief

Another apt nickname for the 45th President of the United States.

Tweeting away the hours while watching Fox News, the Simpleton in Chief desperately longs for an identity beyond his as a fake Forbes tycoon.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019

Yapper Napper Treats

A special dog treat formulated to put that neighborhood yapper into doggie dreamland for the night when you can’t sleep.

I threw just one of the Yapper Napper Treats to my neighbor’s dog and heard her snap it up in a second; it was no yapping after that, I slept like a baby!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019

exploding Kushner head

An out-of-the-blue fantasy many have had while looking at Jared Kushner’s strangely expressionless face on TV.

The camera zoomed in to catch him blink as he was standing next to his father-in-law, when the unexpected image of “exploding Kushner head” entered my mind.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 24, 2020

rubber rabbit

A fake, battery operated rabbit made of rubber, used to prank dogs, hawks and hunters, just for a laugh.

He aimed his rifle right at its head and upper torso, proceeding to blow the rubber rabbit into a million ridiculous pieces in front of all his doubled-over buddies.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 28, 2019

massage chair junkie

Someone who has trouble leaving their massage chair or any massage chair they are able to access.

Go ahead, try peeling that massage chair junkie outta that chair without getting injured!

by Dr Bunnygirl December 06, 2019