mystery squat

When you don’t know if you will shit or fart as you place your ass onto the porcelain throne.
After a certain age, it’s always a mystery squat.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 03, 2019
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turd connoisseur

An expert judge in matters relating to the taste and texture of turds, usually a canine but sometimes a person.
A long time ago I had this toy poodle who was a total turd connoisseur, she would seek out turds wherever she could find them and she was lucky enough to be living with some fine cats who left her little brown love bombs in their cat box.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019
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barkbox

A lighthearted and childlike term for an endlessly yapping, pneumatic little canine.
Our little barkbox is just one of a multitude of informal and vociferous four-legged emissaries to the rest of the neighborhood who may not comprehend or appreciate the cultural importance of them being here and making their voices heard!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2020
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proctophile

A person who can’t get enough information or sensations relating to the anus or lower colon.
He’s an insatiable proctophile and I must say, sometimes it gets a little old.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 22, 2019
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funny-pathetic

A hyphenated term to describe someone or something that is so pathetic that it’s funny.
Of all the people I’ve ever met in my long life, Dr Bunnygirl is likely the most funny-pathetic of them all.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 04, 2023
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trumpsucking

The actual job description of certain White House staffers such as Hope Hicks, Omarosa, and Jared Kushner.
My highly qualified and talented staffers must have demonstrated their mastery of trumpsucking long before I expect US taxpayers to fund their important “positions.”
by Dr Bunnygirl August 02, 2019
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workplace brownout

When you call in sick to your workplace as a comment against administrative policy and wind up shitting all over your colleagues who must do your job.
Let’s make a powerful stink and pull a workplace brownout!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 31, 2020
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