Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl
Poots in Boots
An affectionate albeit almost unimaginable nickname used by Vladimir Putin’s many lovers, due partly to his own fantasy of himself as Puss in Boots due to his lifelong use of trickery and deceit to gain power, as well as due to his endless obnoxious and uncontrollable farting which has always been a huge part of his seductive persona.
Oh my dearest Poots in Boots, won’t you just once take those miserable old jack boots off when we’re in bed together and what on earth is causing you to fart endlessly in that terrible manner?
Poots in Boots by Dr Bunnygirl June 2, 2023
Hopland
A fictional perfect town where there are no predators of any sort, located in the heart of the Midwest, where even bunnies can live and thrive and have no fear of romping freely about, day or night.
I wanna go to Hopland and have a joyous life that is worry-free without all of the layers of fear and caution that most Americans must manage in their daily lives.
Hopland by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2023
tuck it up your tail
A frequently heard suggestion, made by one incarcerated person to another when contraband is passed and needs to be quickly hidden from the light of day from those in authority.
Here’s the radio you requested from Big Bubba, but you better tuck it up your tail pretty quick because here comes Sgt. Pimpleface!
tuck it up your tail by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2023
tuck it like a tail
A slang phrase used to emphatically suggest that someone should be reeling in their unacceptable behavior that could be seen as embarrassing or perverse.
He was stumbling and groping for his man-hose as he unzipped his pants outside the neighborhood liquor store and heard a person yell from a passing car, “Hey buddy, tuck it like a tail, will ya?!
tuck it like a tail by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2023
Tampongate
A now widely understood cultural reference used to describe the initially private phone conversation that became suddenly widely public and therefore humiliating between Charles and Camilla sometime around 1993 when he became wistful and horny and confided to her that he wished he could be a tampon so he might spend lengthy stints of time being inside of her.
Tampongate is definitely both a hilarious and squirm-inducing moment in British history that nobody who was at least ten at the time is likely to forget.
Tampongate by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2023
pursejacking
pursejacking by Dr Bunnygirl May 29, 2023