Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

Shit Heroes 

Those superheroes of excretion who have proven themselves to be the true masters of the poop world.

Although I’ve passed a few monsters myself, I cannot compete with the ultra-humongous, knock-down stinking turd mountains excreted by the Shit Heroes.

Shit Heroes by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019

Rudy Tudy Ungluedy 

A popular nickname for 45’s last surviving, unimprisoned legal counsel, the ex-Mayor of New York City.

Someone needs to get Rudy Tudy Ungluedy into a new suit jacket that isn’t from the early 90s; let’s just make it a nice, fashionably snug straight jacket!

Rudy Tudy Ungluedy by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019

guy head 

A term describing the way a guy thinks and approaches things.

As I tried to clearly and thoughtfully explain what had just transpired in my interaction with a Geek Squad member at Best Buy, I watched my husband’s eyes glaze over as he reached into his pocket for his portable noose, so I quickly put myself into “guy head” and thrust both thumbs up for the clarity part while I succinctly grunted, “it’s all done.”

guy head by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019

projectile asshole tornado 

When a fart emerges with such power and velocity that it can destroy and level all man-made structures within a wide radius.

His recent projectile asshole tornado was mistaken for an actual weather event by the National Weather Service when it virtually devastated an entire small midwestern town.

projectile asshole tornado by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019

Texodus 

A well-worn term with a new application used to describe the mass departure of Republicans from the Texas House of Representatives.

Texodus will go from a trickle to a widening river as a result of this president’s impeachment proceedings.

Texodus by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019

distortionist 

A less biting, somewhat elegant and mystical sounding term used to describe a practiced liar.

At one time, before his traitorous cognitive decline, the Hitman in Chief was a most prolific and talented distortionist.

distortionist by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019

Urban Dictionary Genius Award 

A fantastical award occurring in a full-blown delusion, bestowed by UD, to highly talented and prolific contributors who are, through their artistry, skill and deep understanding of human nature, influencing popular culture.

I woke up this morning to find my name on the list of those receiving the Urban Dictionary Genius Award and immediately began to cry tears of gratitude and joy.

Urban Dictionary Genius Award by Dr Bunnygirl September 26, 2019