Morse farting

Named after inventor Samuel Morse, patterns of flatulence consisting of dits and dahs which can also be transcribed, most commonly onto toilet paper in the form of dots and dashes.

From his earliest youth my father demonstrated an innate talent for Morse farting for which he was, much later in his long and charmed life, eventually formally recognized for his feats of brilliant farting.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2020

turd sculpture

The refined person’s way of referring to taking a shit.

Excuse me, my dear friend, I must leave for awhile so that I might work on a most collectible turd sculpture.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 05, 2021

breakin’ rocks

A euphemism for doing time.

Well it’s back to breakin’ rocks for me, I’m goin’ back inside for my ninth - or is it my tenth? - term!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 02, 2020

noties

A term used in an inauthentic attempt to positively regard one’s enslavement as a mental health professional to the robotic act of entering into the electronic health record one’s summary of the sessions.

Well my dear, now that we’ve had dinner, I must go downstairs and relive my workday in order to do my noties!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 09, 2023

pursejacking

A slang term for stealing someone’s purse.

Once again she has sustained another sad and violent pursejacking.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 29, 2023

victimmind

An especially insidious and powerful way of thinking, rooted in having an ongoing experience of one’s own powerlessness, that causes a person to feel repeatedly victimized.

Victimmind is often the underlying and most powerful principle operating in a criminal.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 22, 2022

thugsphere

The zone around criminals and their enormous wealth that has a powerful gravitational pull which easily seduces folks into illegal behavior.

Once in the thugsphere of the White House, many have described a kind of sudden transformation into mafia personas that only previously lurked beneath the surface.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 12, 2019