Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

Coronaphone

Our carefully disinfected office phone, a result of the endlessly robotic janitorial motions we make before using our shared workspaces.

Gimme a minute while I prepare the Coronaphone.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 5, 2020

wordhustler

A slang term for a person who can successfully write their way out of any circumstance.

Her command of words and language are so adept and insanely talented, we call her the wordhustler.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 30, 2019

Kayleigh McInane

A pejorative nickname for the most recent White House Press Secretary in 45’s long lineup of bullshit artists, due to her blatantly inane presentation.

Kayleigh McInane may be an ignorant racist, but just like my hot and well-heeled wife and daughter, she is always a lady in the process!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 23, 2020

Zuckeryuck

A small child’s unfiltered name for Mark Zuckerberg.

Euew Momma, there’s that Zuckeryuck guy!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 10, 2021

Pocket Poodles

Tiny Poodles that people keep hidden in their pockets to keep themselves company when they are not supposed to have any animal companions.

I got myself some of them fabulous little Pocket Poodles so that I will never have to be alone!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 4, 2021

hard-on in a bottle

Slang nickname for the sports celebrity hyped but entirely ineffective mail-order supplements that purport to give you muscles and a big black boner no matter what your ethnicity.

I don’t give a rat’s ass if it is a full-blown goddamn placebo, I just wanna get my own hard-on in a bottle and try it out for myself!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 1, 2019

geezer ass

Slang term referring to a wide selection of age-related ass difficulties that typically happen.

Gram and Grampa have some seriously disturbing stories falling into the category of geezer ass tales!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2020