lick my duck’s asshole!

One of innumerable ways of telling someone to fuck off.
Why don’t you lick my duck’s asshole!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2023
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turdkopf

A more polite, less raw, and potentially child-friendly insult using a splash of German to disguise that you are calling someone a shithead.
Hey there turdkopf, you just came close to rear-ending my car!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 07, 2019
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companion ottertard

Someone who is entirely unable to go anywhere or do anything without their companion otter.
She is very clearly delving into the socially unacceptable zone with this new companion ottertard schtick she does.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2019
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Pulling an Epstein

To do something at such a blatant level with such obviousness and blind self-entitlement that it’s designed to implode.
Well there he goes, Pulling an Epstein, showing the whole world just how compulsively self-aggrandizing and self-destructive he truly is.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019
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Turd Alchemy

An unproven, purely theoretical construct that the psychological disorder known as Golden Turd Syndrome is based on, which is the idea that one’s shits are “golden” and that one is a human god and therefore can do no wrong and should not be confined by the laws that apply to others.
Turd Alchemy is the underlying irrational and pervasive pseudoscientific delusion responsible for the ongoing deification of Trump and his cronies by so many of today’s Republicans.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 22, 2022
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catcrazy

An informally diagnosed psychological disorder, falling on the obsessive compulsive spectrum, characterized by an unremitting fixation on anything related to felines, either wild or domestic.
My elderly catcrazy aunt constructed a complex tunnel system inside her house by carefully arranging everything she had hoarded over her lifetime, solely for the enjoyment of her cats!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2021
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