Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

surfuckingprise

A sarcastic reference to a surprise that is not really such a surprise.

Well surfuckingprise, she’s late again!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019

glanshandler

An overzealous masturbator who takes any opportunity to grab himself, even in public.

That compulsive glanshandler should have a disorder named after him.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 19, 2018

funkadoodledoo!

The mass yell from the drunken crowd, often at a white-trash wedding celebration, as they watch some pathetic fucker doing the funky chicken.

That sad fool is totally lovin’ our crowd support; we’ll just keep screaming “funkadoodledoo!” until he drops.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2019

grungas

The built- up secretions that create clumps in the hair surrounding your asshole.

He spends the majority of his shower time diligently eradicating stubborn grungas.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 1, 2018

Quiet Hat

A specially designed soundproof helmet that’s used to screen out particularly loud or obnoxious sounds and behavior.

Once the next door neighbors’ pack of yappers begin going ballistic on their front balcony all afternoon, I just slip on my Quiet Hat and keep reading.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2021

resuming handshakes

One of the most highly anticipated social aspects indicative of the imminent end of the Coronavirus Pandemic.

As we look around we see that folks everywhere are resuming handshakes!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2021

Fuckerzuck

An increasingly popular nickname for Mark Zuckerberg.

Well let’s see, we’re uncovering unknown endless instances of loss of privacy, Russian bots and innumerable overseas accounts with the goal of putting 45 into the Presidency... I just call him Fuckerzuck at this point and predictably, everybody laughs.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 20, 2019