Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl
Superpants Syndrome
A rare and disabling psychological disorder that causes someone to truly believe they have superpowers only when they’re wearing a particular pair of magic pants that transforms them into a superhero.
As I walked down the street trying to be unobtrusive, I heard strangers whispering, “It’s a bird, it’s a plane… it’s Superpants!” However during the entire exciting experience I was also questioning the possibility that I had finally developed the dreaded Superpants Syndrome as it runs on my father’s side of the family.
Superpants Syndrome by Dr Bunnygirl June 9, 2023
Tricky Rick
An increasingly popular nickname for Guantanamo Rick, AKA Governor DeSatanic, as an homage to Tricky Dick Nixon, since he too is obviously a stealthy trickster who has so far managed to almost bury his role at the American torture palace on Cuban soil as well as to mostly obfuscate his longstanding devotion to the dark arts.
Tricky Rick has no charisma or personality whatsoever but he makes up for that with frequent acts of sadistic aggression and a cadre of anonymous wealthy donors.
Tricky Rick by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023
Magic Mike Pence
An increasingly popular nickname for the newest candidate to throw his hat into the Republican Primary ring since it will definitely be a true feat of magic if he can win the nomination.
I read that Magic Mike Pence rode his rented Harley into a biker bar in Orlando, fully clad from head to toe in black leather, hoping that stripping down to his tightly-whities on the throbbing dance floor might get him enough votes to upstage Florida’s Governor DeSatanic!
Magic Mike Pence by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023
George Santos Crotch-Sniffing Dogs
Specially bred dogs you can buy or steal who are trained to unceremoniously introduce you to famous and infamous politicians and celebrities when you lack the usual “ins” of an actually wealthy person.
I got myself one of them George Santos Crotch-Sniffing Dogs in order to disarm famous folks and talk to them for a few magic moments, just long enough for my friend here to take a really good picture for my FB page!
George Santos Crotch-Sniffing Dogs by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023
AP Fartology
An advanced placement course offered in high school to those who are so advanced in their farting studies that they leave their gaseous neophyte cohorts in the immense and highly noxious fartclouds they so artfully create.
I was not at all surprised to find my best friend there on that first day of AP Fartology, as he and I had most certainly established ourselves early on as the crowned fart kings of the seventh grade.
AP Fartology by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023
circus of farting clowns
A euphemism verging on simile to denote that a formal committee or group of people, often in positions of leadership, is so inept that it’s comical.
Unfortunately, working for the State provided me with an opportunity to fully understand that a completely clueless circus of farting clowns were occupying key leadership roles up in Sacramento.
circus of farting clowns by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023
Flatology 101
The first required college course examining flatulence in a long roster of courses when one is pursuing a degree in the highly complex and well researched field.
I will never forget my Flatology 101 course in college, the professor was a most eloquent and masterful farting clown of a man!
Flatology 101 by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023