Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

balls on the ground 

The secret true meaning of “ball’s on the ground!” in a disastrous football play as a player is ultimately humiliated as an inept and clueless jerk who dropped the ball.

Those sad Raiders and their sad balls on the ground are the most pathetic thing I’ve seen all day.

balls on the ground by Dr Bunnygirl December 1, 2019

Albertophobia 

A deep seated fear of anyone named Alberto.

He was a guy named Albert who moved to Mexico and became Alberto and somehow it triggered a life-long Albertophobia.

Albertophobia by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019

terminal gutterballs 

A medical condition which causes the testicles to precipitously drop off and roll away into the gutter.

It happened so suddenly, without warning as he was walking to his car, but that’s how terminal gutterballs strikes!

terminal gutterballs by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019

gutless wonder 

A person who is so without courage that it’s surprising they are even alive.

He is a gutless wonder and that is exactly why he has risen to the top in this reversed world of avoidant underachievers working for the state.

gutless wonder by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019

pick me out a hat! 

A goofball comment directed at a person picking their nose to let them know they’ve been spotted.

Hey man, why don’t you pick me out a hat!

pick me out a hat! by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019

elephant turd in the room 

Something everyone tries to ignore but which has gotten much worse than just the elephant.

It was somewhat easier, they all thought, to just continue to pretend not to smell the horrific, near paralyzing stench of the elephant turd in the room.

elephant turd in the room by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019

holiday turding 

A holiday tradition, similar to Christmas Caroling, only it’s dropping fresh turds on neighbors’ porches instead.

We’re all going holiday turding after dinner, honey; would you like to join us?

holiday turding by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019