Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl
Coronashyster
An unscrupulous person who opportunistically uses people’s fear over Coronavirus to deceive and defraud.
Coronashyster by Dr Bunnygirl April 4, 2020
phantom friends
A sudden illusion of being amidst friends in the middle of one’s stark and sad aloneness during this time of COVID-19.
While I was reading I looked up at all of my phantom friends who appeared right out of the blue and felt immediately comforted.
phantom friends by Dr Bunnygirl March 28, 2020
phantom farting
An illusion of farting created by the body language of a group of pranksters who synchronize backing quickly away from a person while grimacing simultaneously as though the stench is intolerable and horrific.
Since adolescence these close friends practiced and honed their cruel phantom farting routine on teachers, their wives, heads of state, and eventually the 45th President of the United States as he stood on the lawn of the White House.
phantom farting by Dr Bunnygirl March 28, 2020
group trumpfinger
When a room full of people are watching the news and en masse, involuntarily flip a simultaneous bird at the sound of 45’s voice.
group trumpfinger by Dr Bunnygirl March 28, 2020
phantom kangaroos
A psychological experience with sudden onset, often precipitated by the sensory deprivation that occurs during extended quarantine.
Those adorable phantom kangaroos are back; I just love to play ball on the back porch with them during this terribly dull shelter in place bullshit.
phantom kangaroos by Dr Bunnygirl March 26, 2020
Coronaphiliac
A person who harbors an abnormal love of the Coronavirus and all situations related to its presence.
Let’s just say she is beyond being merely fond of the COVID-19 condition of our world; she is a full blown Coronaphiliac!
Coronaphiliac by Dr Bunnygirl March 24, 2020