Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

funkyskunk

The hostile act of dropping one’s drawers to take a fast, stinking dump in someone’s office when they’re not looking.

I’ll walk in there all nonchalant, charm her, and when she steps out for a moment, I’ll do the funkyskunk and then jam outta there.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

PetStupid

A high-end specialty store for people who are so warped about pampering their pets that their spending becomes stupid.

Let’s take Fifi and her friends to PetStupid for her birthday and outfit them all in Yoda costumes!

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

pianohands

When a person can’t keep his hands off you and it’s as though he is playing your body like you are a piano.

There is nothing like going out with pianohands, it’s a concert you won’t want to miss.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

fuckthezuck

A commonly held sentiment, coined by the grand mass of enraged Facebook users around the planet.

Upon awakening each day, Mark may be sensing the world shift to a more fuckthezuck kind of experience.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

brassiere masochism

A common female experience since many of us spend our days with our tits cruelly funneled into odd shapes and configurations.

My mom passed her brassiere masochism down to all of us who couldn’t wait to have perfect, perky ta-tas just like her’s.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

jockstrap masochism

What sporting men often willingly endure to protect their highly treasured junk.

That particular cup caused me the most distress although my jockstrap masochism is something I’ve always worn like a man.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

pornphobia

What evolves in pornography addicted men who’ve been incarcerated for sex addiction and then scared straight into a new phase of monkhood.

Yeah dude, I think I’ll stay home and cook dinner tonight, I got a real strong case of pornphobia so gaming’s not even an option for me anymore.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019