Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl
like an asshole with teeth
A phrase describing how some peoples’ mouths are so surprisingly similar in appearance to an anus that it merits its own special phrase.
After analyzing hundreds of pictures of the Grabber in Chief, it was more than notable that his mouth looks exactly like an asshole with teeth.
like an asshole with teeth by Dr Bunnygirl June 20, 2023
Bring Your Own Balls
A phrase functioning as a bit of a warning that’s often used when you invite savvy investors into a high risk business venture that requires not only serious wealth but significant courage and stamina.
Only the uber-rich were even invited and the invitation itself included the acronym BYOB which in this case meant ‘Bring Your Own Balls’ since only the most intrepid risk takers would even consider diving into this shark-filled environment.
Bring Your Own Balls by Dr Bunnygirl June 20, 2023
turd animals
A childhood game, carried all the way into adulthood, typically played by ‘only children’ who learn very early on to amuse themselves with everyday occurrences such as taking a poop and then turning it into a game by staring into the toilet to determine what animal their fabulous turd most closely resembles.
Since I’m now fairly well-known for so many incredible things, I’ve posted just a few of my more recent turd animals for my followers who may be interested in joining me to admire this small sample of my most unique and potentially collectible floating brown sculptures.
turd animals by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2023
inaugural shit
A gritty term used to describe the very first dump taken into a newly installed and pristine toilet.
I walked awestruck into my bathroom, eying my beautiful new porcelain throne, and savoring every moment, slowly unbuckled my belt, dropped my drawers and then thoughtfully placed myself onto the commode to take the coveted inaugural shit.
inaugural shit by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2023
rabbity
It was such a rabbity thing to do, they picked up a card for Father’s Day for him because they liked the cute picture of the squirrel playing the accordion but didn’t realize it was in fact a birthday card with a birthday greeting inside and so we had to cross out ‘Birthday’ and write in ‘Father’s Day’ since they’re rabbits and they can’t read.
rabbity by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2023
Philanthropia
An as yet make-believe entirely electronically walled land mass occupied solely by the ultra-wealthy where the currency is endless giving and sponsorship and where generosity is as common as breathing because nobody needs anything from anyone because everybody has what they need so it all just gets redistributed somehow and nobody really gives a rat’s ass because they know they will all be pampered beyond belief until their last dying breath.
If you think Philanthropia would be paradise with all of those other wealthy assholes then I think you should move there right away!
Philanthropia by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2023
tee shorts
Barbie softly whispered to her tan and toned inanimate partner Ken, “Hey, why don’t we pick up some really short tee shorts for our trip this weekend to Barbados?!”
tee shorts by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2023