Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

cockroach delivery 

A common practice seen during Pandemic Life where hole-in-the-wall dive restaurants deliver their regular filthy food, complete with their regular cockroaches, to your door.

Hey you guys, Gino’s has contactless cockroach delivery; lets get us some calzones and pizzas!

cockroach delivery by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020

Wizard of Baas 

A nickname for a shepherd who is top notch, one of the best in his field.

All of the sheep love and happily follow the Wizard of Baas!

Wizard of Baas by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020

stop, search and kill 

A go-to protocol used by the Minneapolis PD when pulling a black man over.

Maybe this time the family of George Floyd will bring these city-sanctioned practitioners of stop, search and kill to justice.

stop, search and kill by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2020

Shark Park 

A glib but disturbing nickname for the waters off the beautiful Pleasure Point area in Santa Cruz, California due to its recent unwanted reputation for surfers being attacked and killed by sharks.

Well I guess I’ll surf somewhere other than Shark Park for awhile.

Shark Park by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2020

Coronamania 

A hyperactive state of mind and mood, widespread and shared, a direct result of the social isolation spawned by COVID-19.

I am definitely not alone in my Coronamania, now common in this Pandemic Life!

Coronamania by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2020

guinea pigs in my pants 

An expression that seeks to describe the overstimulation implicit in what may feel like nearly intolerable anticipatory excitement.

Yes, I TOTALLY have guinea pigs in my pants!

guinea pigs in my pants by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2020

contactless fuck

A term describing sex in the time of COVID.

We used to call it phone sex but now we refer to it as a contactless fuck.

contactless fuck by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2020