Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl
encopretic olfactory hallucinations
A description of the neuropsychological disorder wherein a person erroneously believes they have shit themselves.
Sadly, during his early childhood while visiting his dad in prison, Jared was dropped squarely on his head and ever since this unfortunate event he’s been having these disruptive encopretic olfactory hallucinations which has caused him to wear the now familiar “Kushner shit smelling face.”
encopretic olfactory hallucinations by Dr Bunnygirl June 15, 2020
shitshoveler
shitshoveler by Dr Bunnygirl June 15, 2020
leaning in
A fairly popular book on being female in the workplace by Sheryl Sandberg but also known as a favorite fart posture while dining with others.
While eating lunch with her buddies, she frequently chose to fart leaning in, in a valiant effort to divert her flatus away from the table.
leaning in by Dr Bunnygirl June 15, 2020
pulling a geographic
A phrase used in the recovery community describing an illogical belief that switching locations will solve all of one’s life problems when in fact the problems are rooted in one’s self and whatever concurrent substance abuse that exists.
My curious and loving father with the beautiful but self-destructive mind was the brilliant master of pulling a geographic, and each time he made a move, he truly innocently began all over again, mostly believing in himself and his powerful intellect but forgetting his addiction and so he mastered living all over the world in the most magical towns and cities but he died alone and most likely, more afraid of life than death and so he took the leap and left his world behind.
pulling a geographic by Dr Bunnygirl June 15, 2020
shame bonding
When people with underlying shame-based experiences bond over the principles and egos they form along the way.
We formed what seemed like an inseverable attachment and once we acknowledged the truth of it being shame bonding, we grew even tighter.
shame bonding by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020
Posttraumatic Fart Disorder
A mental disorder often developed in early childhood due to having had a parent who emitted intolerably rank, often deafening farts out of the blue.
How could I have predicted that my dear husband’s vile and sudden gaseous explosions would become a trigger for my Posttraumatic Fart Disorder?
Posttraumatic Fart Disorder by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020
noisetard living
People who do everything loud to the point that everyone within a block’s radius knows everything there is to know about them.
Our immediate neighbors are the poster people for noisetard living, we can even hear them breathing at night.
noisetard living by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020