Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

hairball analysis 

When the analysis itself consists of a useless mass of regurgitated information.

Sir, that is surely a hairball analysis of the Special Counsel’s Report.

hairball analysis by Dr Bunnygirl July 24, 2019

slow lobster boil

When the hot water you’re in is getting hotter so slowly that you don’t grasp the danger you’re in until it’s too late.

I was just a few steps away from death when I was pulled from that slow lobster boil of a workplace.

slow lobster boil by Dr Bunnygirl July 24, 2019

full frontal hugger 

A person who hugs you with every inch of their body against yours.

He is a full frontal hugger whose nickname is “the Octopus.”

full frontal hugger by Dr Bunnygirl July 24, 2019

plasticopolis 

A city, society, or world culture built on the ignorant overuse of plastic which ultimately causes it to poison itself.

Our family is actively attempting to reverse the effects of our world becoming such a sadly self-polluted plasticopolis.

plasticopolis by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2019

cultural assailant 

A person in a position of authority who gains traction through self-aggrandizement and power-grabbing who concurrently attempts to rip apart the progress achieved in the fabric of that culture.

America has elected a most pernicious and destructive cultural assailant.

cultural assailant by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2019

climate dumbshit 

Someone of astounding ignorance who is apparently unable to read the worldwide research on climate change.

It suddenly hit me that Fox News doesn’t cover environmental issues and so the climate dumbshit just remains in the dark.

climate dumbshit by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2019

brown sucking

Extreme version of ass kissing.

Vice President Mike Pence is surely the poster boy for brown sucking.

brown sucking by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2019