Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl
Fuck You Puppet Theater
A Do It Yourself puppet theater you create from an empty see-through plastic container that you can fit your entire hand in as you freely flip the bird to whomever you feel hostile toward since it doesn’t really “count” because it’s puppet theater.
Fuck You Puppet Theater by Dr Bunnygirl November 10, 2019
squid GoPro
A flexible synthetic squid that has a camera in it which can be used in undercover operations since nobody would suspect a rubber squid might contain a hidden camera.
I got myself one of them popular squid GoPro devices; I totally plan to take it everywhere I go from now on.
squid GoPro by Dr Bunnygirl November 9, 2019
Sham WH Press Secretary
The White House Press Corps’ nickname for the newest Trump WH mouthpiece, Stephanie Grisham, because she doesn’t actually “do” press conferences and she seriously overuses the word “sham.”
“These vile sham impeachment procedures fueled by rabid commie Democrats will eventually be exposed,” seethed the Sham WH Press Secretary in a recently issued written statement.
Sham WH Press Secretary by Dr Bunnygirl November 9, 2019
Victim in Chief
A fave nickname of White House staffers for the boss man since they have to listen to the day-to-day whining, rampaging and psychotic ramblings of this cornered fool.
They cringed in unison as the Victim in Chief gave another unhinged statement outside on the White House lawn since they had all been subjected to him loudly rehearsing these pathetic sound-bites indoors for days.
Victim in Chief by Dr Bunnygirl November 9, 2019
Donald Trimp
A somewhat silly nickname for the Trumpster because he has the simple mind of a chimpanzee and he may be pimping trannies soon in prison as his newest mob assignment.
Look at the new face our our 45th POTUS, he has finally found himself as his alter ego, Donald Trimp!
Donald Trimp by Dr Bunnygirl November 9, 2019
Be the Best
First Lady Melania Antoinette’s signature ongoing campaign of fashionable one-upmanship that she unabashedly flaunts at children’s hospitals, formal State dinners, and those dreaded visits to the underprivileged or seriously underdressed starving classes
Yes, my sad but wondrous little darlings, I conceived of the “Be the Best” campaign in a dream I had one starry night down in our place at Mar-A-Lago, a beautiful and magical place you may work one day.
Be the Best by Dr Bunnygirl November 9, 2019
leaker farts
Those insanely embarrassing tiny little pressure-farts that come squeaking out of your anus at the worst moments such as at a wedding or at dinner with your in-laws.
Although it could have easily been mistaken for muffled submachine gun sounds in the distance, it became quickly clear from the horrid stench that is was my leaker farts.
leaker farts by Dr Bunnygirl November 9, 2019