Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

corn snake turd 

An unusually pale and lengthy turd whose appearance closely resembles a North American corn snake

After taking a quick dump, I whirled around and reflected on the appearance of my corn snake turd swimming in the toilet.

corn snake turd by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019

award winning turd 

A turd so incredible that it merits formal recognition.

There is absolutely no doubt that this was an award winning turd!

award winning turd by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019

turd dust 

The opposite of fairy dust, indicating that something is tainted, ruined, or just bad.

It appears that this pathetic party has been totally sprinkled in turd dust.

turd dust by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019

The Molten Mr. Bolton

A nickname for the former Trumpian National Security Advisor and long time warmonger, John Bolton, due to his well-known reputation of volatility.

The Molten Mr. Bolton became irate about the possibility that he might be perceived as being involved in the Ukrainian quid pro quo fiasco, referring to it as a “drug deal.”

The Molten Mr. Bolton by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019

fake ass president 

A popular nickname for Putin’s Bitch that has quickly moved beyond the street and now slips easily off the lips of fine upstanding citizens, even in the workplace.

You can bet that I won’t be voting for this fake ass president in 2020.

fake ass president by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019

pug seduction 

A type of seduction that is frankly not seductive but is more of a joke or a prank.

I walked in on something that struck me as more of a pug seduction than a real attempt to get me into the sack!

pug seduction by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019

pug in the toilet 

A metaphor for something that’s getting in the way of things.

It’s hard to move forward with our plans considering the pug in the toilet.

pug in the toilet by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019