150 definitions by Downvoting Victim
A grumpy grandpa who always insists that the world was better when he was a kid, and that we're doomed now because (terroists/running out of coal and oil/people becoming stupid). However, the term is affectionate.
by Downvoting Victim December 26, 2005
To be scheduled to close one night (off at midnight or later) and then open the next morning (starting around 8-9 am).
This happens in retail when only a few people have open availability and/or are skilled enough/trusted enough to open and close
This happens in retail when only a few people have open availability and/or are skilled enough/trusted enough to open and close
After closing the concession stand at 12:15 I was recycled to open at 8:15 the next morning... giving me 6 hours of sleep, max.
by Downvoting Victim July 30, 2015
Someone who the police, with their poor grasp of psychology, think is a danger to themselves or others. They will generally yell at someone and if they yell back enough, declare them a 51/50. FUCK THE POLICE.
I was in the hospital and some big angry police guy yelled at me and I yelled back, so they gave me the 51/50.
by Downvoting Victim August 21, 2009
Yet another of the many examples that prove the statement "People from the bay area should be banned from making slang words".
by Downvoting Victim August 15, 2016
Without warning, as usual. This is when something you know will happen happens, but as always, it happens randomly without any warning.
Pronounced: Wow-Aooooo or Wowuuuuuuu.
Pronounced: Wow-Aooooo or Wowuuuuuuu.
by Downvoting Victim January 10, 2010
Someone's "basketball height" is their height plus a couple inches to make themselves feel better. Also means what they'd claim to be if they were in the NBA
by Downvoting Victim March 4, 2012
Taken from Ensign/Commander Checkov from the original Star Trek. Used to describe someone that masturbates a lot, because Checkov sounded a lot like Jackovv, which is now Jackoff.
by Downvoting Victim January 12, 2006