Definitions by Downvoting Victim
lawsuit bird
An angry irrational woman, usually a soccer mom, that doesn't have any rational or logical tactics in an arugment, so she will yell "LAWSUIT! LAWSUIT!" in a crow-like voice in order to get people to do what she wants. Hence: Lawsuit bird.
It is rare for a lawsuit bird to actually go forth with a lawsuit.
It is rare for a lawsuit bird to actually go forth with a lawsuit.
I was raised by a lawsuit bird, so I usually got any class I wnated in high school because the schools feared a lawsuit.
lawsuit bird by Downvoting Victim September 9, 2006
dorm dictator
Someone who likes to control dorm life to the fullest, and loves power so much that he (or she?) will actually set up and encourage situations of absolutely chaos so they can set the law and act like they are preserving order.
Generally, dorm dictators are very fat and ugly and never can get sex, so they will sabotage anyone else's chances at such activites.
Generally, dorm dictators are very fat and ugly and never can get sex, so they will sabotage anyone else's chances at such activites.
Steve is a fatass retard and he was a dorm dictator. He's planning to commit suicide by eating Carl's Jr. I think a shotgun would be cheaper.
dorm dictator by Downvoting Victim July 9, 2006
family guy
One of the most overrated TV shows of the 21st century thus far. The early years were good, but since its return it has been boring, yet everyone likes it and sees it as better than the Simpsons, even though it is pretty much ripping of the Simpsons completely.
The characters are simple and unfunny.
The characters are simple and unfunny.
family guy by Downvoting Victim July 9, 2006
hot topic
An overrated "anti-mainstream" store whose customers assume that individuality can only be earned through self-mutiliation (heavy piercing), mass-produced anti-authority messages, and random references to vastly overrated 80s pop culture.
The government could easily fund a Hot Topic to keep rebellious people from actually doing something about the world. Maybe they already are.
The government could easily fund a Hot Topic to keep rebellious people from actually doing something about the world. Maybe they already are.
Right now I am not a true person because I don't put pieces of metal in my neck or my back or my dick. If I did I would be an indidvidual and Hot Topic would hire me because I am unique.
hot topic by Downvoting Victim July 8, 2006
momwich
A very mediocre sandwich made by a hurried mother. Usually contains the follows ingredients: Soggy white bread, VERY small strips of lunch meat allegedly with more protein than a hot dog, and wilted lettuce.
Mothers continue to make this product despite absolutely no demand. Most of them end up in various circular files throughout the world.
Smells putrid even through its plastic wrap shield.
Mothers continue to make this product despite absolutely no demand. Most of them end up in various circular files throughout the world.
Smells putrid even through its plastic wrap shield.
My mom keeps making me the momwich every day I go to work, and I throw it out and I eat the orange and banana bread she packs me. I've tried to get her to stop making me the momwich, but someone programmed her and I can't delete the Momwich.exe file...
momwich by Downvoting Victim April 28, 2006
Commander Jackoff
Taken from Ensign/Commander Checkov from the original Star Trek. Used to describe someone that masturbates a lot, because Checkov sounded a lot like Jackovv, which is now Jackoff.
Commander Jackoff by Downvoting Victim April 8, 2006
bedtime blunders
Getting caught masturbating while your roommate because of one shaking the poorly made college bunkbeds. The second most important reason why college students should have separate beds. The most important reason would be the story every college tells you about the star student/athlete that fell off the top bunk and got paralyzed and almost flunked out.
bedtime blunders by Downvoting Victim January 18, 2006