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basketball height
Someone's "basketball height" is their height plus a couple inches to make themselves feel better. Also means what they'd claim to be if they were in the NBA
basketball height by Downvoting Victim June 5, 2012
hour shower of power
Also known as an HSOP, this is a male's shower that takes an hour. Any male spending an hour in the shower is quite obviously masturbating in there.
hour shower of power by Downvoting Victim November 30, 2011
mexicated
Alternative rock stations become mexicated when corporate station owners decide the audience for Spanish music is potentially more profitable than the "Hot AC/Alternative Rock" demo. This often occurs without warning for anyone, including the station's employees.
mexicated by Downvoting Victim November 3, 2011
sacrifice double play
Where there are runners at first and second and the batter grounds into a double play. The runner on first is forced out, as is the batter, but the runner on second moves over to third.
Hence, a sacrifice double play.
Also known as a San Francisco sacrifice.
Hence, a sacrifice double play.
Also known as a San Francisco sacrifice.
With Schierholtz on first and Sandoval on second, Aubrey "Audrey" Huff hits a weak ground ball to second for a 4-6-3 double play.
Sandoval goes to third. A sacrifice double play. A San Francisco sacrifice.
Sandoval goes to third. A sacrifice double play. A San Francisco sacrifice.
sacrifice double play by Downvoting Victim October 22, 2011
NRA Convention
An NRA convention happens when you get a bunch of people raised in the Midwest with those quavering "machine gun" voices they develop out there, and they're all talking to each other!
Enh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh! Enh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh!
When my dad, grandpa, stepmom, and aunt are all together, it's an NRA Convention!
When my dad, grandpa, stepmom, and aunt are all together, it's an NRA Convention!
NRA Convention by Downvoting Victim October 8, 2011
empty batting average
A baseball player who routinely hits for a high batting average but has limited power and patience, thus his OBP and SLG rates would more commonly be attached to batting averages significantly lower than his.
A lack of speed is part of this as well, but since stolen bases are not counted as part of SLG or any other stat other than stolen bases, said players that steal a lot would appear to have empty averages at first glance.
A lack of speed is part of this as well, but since stolen bases are not counted as part of SLG or any other stat other than stolen bases, said players that steal a lot would appear to have empty averages at first glance.
Despite winning the 2006 batting title, Freddy Sanchez walked just 31 times and hit only 11 home runs. His OPS that year was just .851. He also only stole 3 bases. He is the empty batting average poster man.
Juan Pierre's career .710 OPS with a .297 batting average would put him up here, but it wouldn't be as glaringly obvious if his stolen bases were accounted for.
Juan Pierre's career .710 OPS with a .297 batting average would put him up here, but it wouldn't be as glaringly obvious if his stolen bases were accounted for.
empty batting average by Downvoting Victim August 28, 2011
Krazy George
An escaped mental patient that tortures fans with his especially annoying level of exuberance. Self-proclaimed inventor of the wave.
The San Jose Giants games would be better without Krazy George. The fact that people like him is depressing.
Krazy George by Downvoting Victim July 16, 2011