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Very sexy girls that originate from Eastern Europe, mainly from Russia, Bulgaria, Romania, Croatia, Ukraine, Latvia and so on. They are known for their very sexy and slender bodies and most have natural blonde hair with blue eyes. Their thin bodies show that some could be anorexic and some Eastern European girls are fat but this is very uncommon in that part of the world. Most prostitutes come from Eastern Europe. They are the most beautiful women in the world and most speak English with a very sexy accent.
Unfortunately there would be a few that would steal your money after marrying you and would run away after the 3rd day of marriage. Eastern European girls like to live in english speaking countries; especially England, America and Canada.
On the plus side, they are very friendly and they love black and asian guys. They don't eat fast food and put American girls to shame in beauty contests. Some Eastern European girls can also be quite lazy and some don't work at all. You don't have to visit Eastern Europe to see them, just travel to London or New York and they will be there.
Unfortunately there would be a few that would steal your money after marrying you and would run away after the 3rd day of marriage. Eastern European girls like to live in english speaking countries; especially England, America and Canada.
On the plus side, they are very friendly and they love black and asian guys. They don't eat fast food and put American girls to shame in beauty contests. Some Eastern European girls can also be quite lazy and some don't work at all. You don't have to visit Eastern Europe to see them, just travel to London or New York and they will be there.
Adam: Hey Joe check out this picture of my new girlfriend and she's from Russia.
Joe: WOW, shes fucking hot!
Adam: Yeah, Eastern European girls are so beautiful.
Joe: WOW, shes fucking hot!
Adam: Yeah, Eastern European girls are so beautiful.
by Downtown Wtf August 10, 2009
Get the Eastern European girlsmug. by Downtown Wtf October 2, 2009
Get the parmug. 1) A girl that comes from the San Fernando Valley that can be very prepy, rich, and usually spolied. Says like, omg, jk or kk a lot in sentences, and loves shopping in the mall.
2) Wears clothes which are usualy situated for the winter, even when its in the middle of summer. (it doesn't bother them)
3) (the most irritating thing) It is in a group in 2 or more, they usualy stare at you for a while then whisper among themselves, they then leave the room or place, etc...
5-10 mins later they return and do the same process. No one but themselves know what they are talking about.
4) Hardcore Valley Girls don't admit that they are valley girls and get pissed off if you call them one.
No one really likes Valley Girls but each other.
2) Wears clothes which are usualy situated for the winter, even when its in the middle of summer. (it doesn't bother them)
3) (the most irritating thing) It is in a group in 2 or more, they usualy stare at you for a while then whisper among themselves, they then leave the room or place, etc...
5-10 mins later they return and do the same process. No one but themselves know what they are talking about.
4) Hardcore Valley Girls don't admit that they are valley girls and get pissed off if you call them one.
No one really likes Valley Girls but each other.
1) Like omg, yesterday was like totaly cool, i went shopping and got myself a $5 dress!
2) (conversation between 2 boys)
Boy 1: dude, why is that girl wearing winter clothes
Boy 2: because she is a valley girl
3) (conversation between 2 boys, and 2 girls but in different areas)
Boy 1: Dude did you see that fight last night in that nightclub?
Boy 2: No, but it was in the news, one guy actually got his head cut off.
Girl 1: ;/';;;# (random gibberish)
Girl 2: {<:}{:@~{!!!
Boy 1: Look the Valley Girls are staring at us
Boy 2: Oi, what you talking about
(dead silence)
Girl 1: ;'#;;#;!!!
Girl 2: @}@@?~&)*(&!!!!!!!
(they run off)
4)
Boy: Oh look its the Valley Girls
Girl: Stop making fun of us, we aint Valley Girls
Boy : But you live in the Valley?
Girl: Yeah but like we aint like the Valley Girls
2) (conversation between 2 boys)
Boy 1: dude, why is that girl wearing winter clothes
Boy 2: because she is a valley girl
3) (conversation between 2 boys, and 2 girls but in different areas)
Boy 1: Dude did you see that fight last night in that nightclub?
Boy 2: No, but it was in the news, one guy actually got his head cut off.
Girl 1: ;/';;;# (random gibberish)
Girl 2: {<:}{:@~{!!!
Boy 1: Look the Valley Girls are staring at us
Boy 2: Oi, what you talking about
(dead silence)
Girl 1: ;'#;;#;!!!
Girl 2: @}@@?~&)*(&!!!!!!!
(they run off)
4)
Boy: Oh look its the Valley Girls
Girl: Stop making fun of us, we aint Valley Girls
Boy : But you live in the Valley?
Girl: Yeah but like we aint like the Valley Girls
by Downtown wtf August 24, 2007
Get the valley girlmug. Luke: i went on vacation to mexico, i saw some guy acting all crazy, he was writing the antient language on his ass
Ken: really? was he a spaztec?
Luke: dude, thats not funny...
Ken: really? was he a spaztec?
Luke: dude, thats not funny...
by Downtown wtf January 3, 2009
Get the spaztecmug. Tom: dude, why is Nick all over Tracey
Mike: don't know hees been like that all week
Tom: he likes the smell of girls, thats perverted you know
Mike: yeah what a bitch sniffer
Mike: don't know hees been like that all week
Tom: he likes the smell of girls, thats perverted you know
Mike: yeah what a bitch sniffer
by Downtown wtf January 2, 2009
Get the bitch sniffermug. by Downtown wtf June 10, 2009
Get the hide and fuckmug. It's a device that produces a sound of a woman screaming. People buy them as a joke on the public or used as a way of breaking up a person's partner.
It is meant to sound like a woman getting attacked or raped.
It is meant to sound like a woman getting attacked or raped.
What's loud and shrill and ruins your orgasm?
A rape alarm.
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John: Look at this rape alarm that I just bought.
Dave: What does it do?
=John activates the device and screaming can be heard in the house=
Dave: What the hell?? Why would you get something like that?
John: I'm going to try to use it to get my brother's girlfriend to dump him.
A rape alarm.
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John: Look at this rape alarm that I just bought.
Dave: What does it do?
=John activates the device and screaming can be heard in the house=
Dave: What the hell?? Why would you get something like that?
John: I'm going to try to use it to get my brother's girlfriend to dump him.
by Downtown Wtf April 18, 2010
Get the rape alarmmug.