Jehovas Witness

For the correct spelling and grammar, see Jehovah's Witnesses.

"Jehovas Witness" is misspelled and grammatically incorrect.

by Downstrike June 04, 2004

Vernor's

The Ginger Ale that tastes like you're drinking a ginger snap.

Vernor's or nobody's!

by Downstrike November 19, 2004

Multi-Level Marketing

The full version of the more commonly used abbreviation, MLM.

MLM stands for Multi-Level Marketing.

by Downstrike June 05, 2004

Tuesday

The day of the week when most people live their entire lives.

You can tell when you're in traffic that most of the people in front of you have no destination where they want to arrive before next Tuesday.

by Downstrike October 18, 2004

I like you for who you are.

1. (politely) I don't have romantic interest in you.

2. (sarcastically) Get lost, creep!

1. "I'll call you tomorrow."

"I like you for who you are."

2. "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"I can't tell you how much I like you for who you are."

by Downstrike May 29, 2004

rock beat

The rythm that's been driving the best music since the 60s.

See American Graffiti for some examples of early rock beats.

by Downstrike May 26, 2004

Bad News

Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of Bad News, which obeys its own special laws.

The Hingefreel people of Arkintoofle Minor did try to build spaceships that were powered by Bad New but they didn't work particularly well and were so extremely unwelcome whenever they arrive anywhere that there wasn't really any point in being there.

by Downstrike May 20, 2004