defect

1. n. An imperfection, either cosmetic or functional.

2. v. To abandon an obligation or loyalty.

3. v. To change loyalties.

The refurbisher got sick of painting over defects, so he defected to a company that repairs merchandise with defects.

by Downstrike June 04, 2004

one of Jehovah's Witnesses

The grammatically correct singular form of Jehovah's Witnesses.

He is one of Jehovah's Witnesses.

by Downstrike May 18, 2004

Sunday School

1. Literally, where unfortunate kids get packed off to on Sunday to pretend that they're learning something, either so Mom and Dad can worship in peace, or so Mom and Dad can take the morning off.

2. adj. Prudish

3. adj. Totally naïve.

Those kids in Sunday School (1) are so Sunday School (3) that they don't even know what to be Sunday School (2) about.

by Downstrike September 27, 2004

backs

A place in line behind someone who is already in line. See also, fronts.

Don't go to the end of the line. I'll give you backs.

by Downstrike December 23, 2004

get stoned

What you do before the word stoned applies. Contrary to popular opinion, it's not the only way to blow your mind, man!

"Everybody wants to get stoned."

by Downstrike October 16, 2004

Perrier

Mineral water that's drank by people who don't know about Calistoga.

Topo Chico and Calistoga are much better than Perrier.

by Downstrike October 24, 2004

Graffiti City

Nickname for Modesto, California, so named because George Lucas based the script for American Graffiti upon events that occurred there during his senior year at Downey High. He just changed everyone's and everything's names enough so they couldn't sue him for defamation of character.

Modesto also used to host the biggest Graffiti Night rallies for a few years after the movie came out.

Q. Where you from?

A. Graffiti City.

by Downstrike August 14, 2006