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A pandemic malady afflicting most anyone who uses hardware, software, and an operating system together. Add a network operating system or proprietary Internet connection software, and you have an acute case on your hands.

Abbreviation: DCS
Ever since I installed SP2, this blasted PC exhibits DCS by lipping off, (see lip off}, at me about the stupidest things instead of doing the task I gave it.
by Downstrike September 14, 2004
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Dweeb spelled phonetically so dweebs can find it.
Duh-weebs are the last ones to know that they are dweebs because they can't find the definition of the word.
by Downstrike May 26, 2004
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The plural form of duh-weeb, you duh-weeb!
There sure are a lot of duh-weebs!
by Downstrike September 27, 2004
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The second-leading source of antitrust, right on the heals of MyCrudSoft sWindles. Frequently euphemized as Network Solutions, Incorporated.
In 1999 and 2000 Kneejerk Corruptions, Incorrigible held my domain name for ransom for seven months while I tried to transfer it to a different registrar, until I got the Better Business Bureau on their case.
by Downstrike September 14, 2004
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1. What people called Personal Computers before they knew to call them PCs.

2. A PC that is kept at home.
Home Computers were made by Atari, Commodore, Timex/Sinclair, and Texas Instruments.
by Downstrike May 31, 2004
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A design created by a pendulum swinging across sand during an earthquake.
Pictures of The Earthquake Rose created by The Rattle in Seattle may be seen at earthquakerose.com.
by Downstrike December 26, 2005
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A name given to a disoriented sea lion that swam up the California Aquesuct almost as far as Los Banos.
Chippy was named after CHiPs by the CHiPs who were wondering what the heck to do with a sea lion in the desert-like west side of San Joaquin Valley, which is quite fitting since the CHiPs around Los Banos get disoriented too. So watch out for them on I-5, or they'll run you over!
by Downstrike January 23, 2005
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