Hollister

Giving oral pleasure to a retard. Downs Syndrome kids getting a Hollister from whores. Derived from the modeling agency Hollister in Florida that hires borderline retarded chicks with an ensatiable appetite for "charity". Giving back to the community the best way they can by pleasuring the less fortunate.

Kailey gave Corky a Hollister after he won the relay race at teh special olympics.

by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006

Ice sickle

Cumming onto a girls nose so that the semen drips and looks like an ice sickle.

Brett jizzed on Theresas nose and she let it drip down to hang off her nose like an Ice sickle.

by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006

hornswaggling

hornswaggling is having sex with a retard because they make noises like various type of horns.

Hey Joe want's to get lucky with some Special Olymics contestants. He loves hornswaggling

by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006

petrie dish

Deposting you semen in a girls belly button.

This chick actually let me do the petrie dish to her.

by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006

Recycler

When you wack off and jizz in your hand and use the cum as lube to wack off again.

I was so horny that I tried the Recycler and beat off twice in a row.

by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006

baby shoes

You wack off in a persons shoe, leaving your cum in there for them to step in and walk around it unknowingly. Leave your unborn children in their slippers or sneakers to get even.

Rich was so mad at Henry that to get even he jerked off into Henry's shoes. Boy Henry wasn't expecting to be walking around in Baby Shoes that day.

by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006

Stylist

The use of hair products for masturbation. Using hair spray for gripping purposes.

You can get a tight tug with some aqua net on your dick. I really want to abuse myself tonight so I am going to try the stylist.

by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006