hornswaggling

hornswaggling is having sex with a retard because they make noises like various type of horns.

Hey Joe want's to get lucky with some Special Olymics contestants. He loves hornswaggling

by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006

Conan O'Brian

Having sex with a girl and broadcasting it late at night for your friends to watch.

I can't wait until Josh pulls a Conan O'Brian and we finally get to see him nail his chick.

by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006

Rudy

Rudy is an underdog or unlikely candidate for getting laid but scores with a real hot chick out of the blue.

Hey "Rudy" way to go champ, you really got lucky this time.

by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006

caulking

Depositing your semen in the buttcrack of your sexual partner.

Wow, I watched this porn star give a girl a good caulking after sex.

by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006

petrie dish

Deposting you semen in a girls belly button.

This chick actually let me do the petrie dish to her.

by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006

Stylist

The use of hair products for masturbation. Using hair spray for gripping purposes.

You can get a tight tug with some aqua net on your dick. I really want to abuse myself tonight so I am going to try the stylist.

by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006

Hollister

Giving oral pleasure to a retard. Downs Syndrome kids getting a Hollister from whores. Derived from the modeling agency Hollister in Florida that hires borderline retarded chicks with an ensatiable appetite for "charity". Giving back to the community the best way they can by pleasuring the less fortunate.

Kailey gave Corky a Hollister after he won the relay race at teh special olympics.

by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006