Douglas Wayne's definitions

Stylist

The use of hair products for masturbation. Using hair spray for gripping purposes.

You can get a tight tug with some aqua net on your dick. I really want to abuse myself tonight so I am going to try the stylist.

by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006

petrie dish

Deposting you semen in a girls belly button.

This chick actually let me do the petrie dish to her.

by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006

Ice sickle

Cumming onto a girls nose so that the semen drips and looks like an ice sickle.

Brett jizzed on Theresas nose and she let it drip down to hang off her nose like an Ice sickle.

by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006

baby shoes

You wack off in a persons shoe, leaving your cum in there for them to step in and walk around it unknowingly. Leave your unborn children in their slippers or sneakers to get even.

Rich was so mad at Henry that to get even he jerked off into Henry's shoes. Boy Henry wasn't expecting to be walking around in Baby Shoes that day.

by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006

Big Gulp

When you are getting a blow job and teh girl doesn't want you to come in her mouth, then you don't tell her when you do cum in her mouth and then pull a piece of duct tape off your back that was hiding and put it over her lips, and punch her in the stomach so she swallows.

I was so tired of Robin not swallowing during blow jobs that I made her do the Big Gulp. Just hid a piece of tape on my back and then let the juices flow.

by Douglas Wayne October 6, 2006

caulking

Depositing your semen in the buttcrack of your sexual partner.

Wow, I watched this porn star give a girl a good caulking after sex.

by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006

Rudy

Rudy is an underdog or unlikely candidate for getting laid but scores with a real hot chick out of the blue.

Hey "Rudy" way to go champ, you really got lucky this time.

by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006