Doug W.'s definitions

rim bumpers

swollen painful lumps around the anus, usually hemorrhoids that prohibit anal sex

man i wish her rim bumpers would heal up, i cant even touch the sides of her baby hole

by Doug W. February 11, 2008

bullnose

gathering up your penis and testicles in a fist for presentation to your meatgazer buddies

you get 2 kicks in the ass each for looking at my bullnose you faggots!

by Doug W. February 12, 2008

tank commander

when a person sits indian style between two dudes lying on the floor or in a bed and jerks them off at the same time

hey man did i tell you about the time me and tony played tank commander with ken's wife

by Doug W. February 11, 2008

bone rider

a dude that likes a penis in his mangina so deep that he always volunteers to be on top

wow i never realized that steve would grow up to be such a bone rider

by Doug W. February 10, 2008

making maps of hawaii

ejaculating on your girlfriends back or stomach

i love making maps of hawaii

by Doug W. February 12, 2008

honkin bobo

clean way to refer to a blowjob in mixed company.

hey pumpkin how about honkin bobo for me tonight?

by Doug W. February 12, 2008

ultra- gay

1.the highest level of homosexuality that one can achieve.
2.in hospital terminology one who wears bright white sneakers with dark blue or black scrubs.
3. A man who drives an ambiguously gay car with a straight face.

Your so ultra- gay when you heard it was raining cocks you left your umbrella at home

by Doug W. February 12, 2008