Doogie Robertson's definitions

Trussing

A thanksgiving BDSM fetish for your Sub's desire to have her legs bound raised up bent at the knees , with her arms also tucked in like a turkey ready to be stuffed .

Sara invited me over for Thanksgiving dinner and asked me to help her with her bird, calling out from the kitchen where I found her dangling a rope anticipating a Trussing followed by stuffing , we now have a new Thanksgiving tradition .

by Doogie Robertson December 9, 2020

Alleu

A word describing a gaggle or cluster when they urgently must part to let you through. Often associated with eating Chocolates at the Nutty Chocolate place in Huntsville and a sudden overwhelming urge to discharge hits.

Alleu banana benders clear a path , Ive just had a hot chocolate and truffles and Im about to have a nutty chocolatier discharge.

by Doogie Robertson July 9, 2016

EMFA

Acronym for Eat My Fuck Asshole.

When "Fuck Off" just doesnt cut it.

Thanks for forgetting me with the "christmas bonus" this year Boss, just go and EMFA.

by Doogie Robertson December 19, 2010

Dirty lorenzo

The act of sneaking up on another friend who has bent over in the shower and sticking a digit into the anus. Then using it to draw a large fecal "L" on his/her backside.

"Hey I hear Arnel gave her a Dirty Lorenzo"

by Doogie Robertson September 29, 2010

Reerquest

Is the search of the Real Effective Exchange Rate - REER

This exchange rate is used to determine an individual country's currency value relative to the other major currencies in the index, as adjusted for the effects of inflation. All currencies within the said index are the major currencies being traded today: U.S. dollar, Japanese yen, euro, etc and the search for said effective exchange rate.

Lance went out on his reerquest and then was outed.

by Doogie Robertson September 26, 2010

Valtard

A hybrid created by the sexual union of a control freak egomaniac who trusts no one and a retarded uptight uncommunicative dissatisfied fat Marxist Lennonist germ-a-phobe who hates everything. The progeny of which develops into a retarded untrusting controlling egomaniac that’s is never satisfied , rarely speaks except to complain about a society that he is really unappreciative of.

The Lund mated with a chepa sucio who later gave birth to a Valtard .

by Doogie Robertson February 24, 2008

Chepa Sucio

Spanish for Stinky Pussy, often the result of a woman wearing leather pants. Always the result of poor personal hygiene.
Common amungst office staff with very bad personal hygiene

Mike- Today I was in the office and something smelled horrible, like ass only very dirty ass.
Jerry- Oh thats just the Chepa Sucio, she really stinks today, I love it!

by Doogie Robertson February 10, 2008