Doogie Robertson's definitions

Clean Out My Pumpkin and eat my seeds

The act of orally pleasuring a woman , lapping up all the juices and sucking on the clit till its clean !

Suzie said to her boy friend "Hey clean out my pumpkin and eat my seeds. "

by Doogie Robertson November 1, 2006

Take some Groceries out of my Trunk

The act of defication, to take a dump, to have a crap.

Doug "Hey Rob , where were you?"
Rob "I just went down to take some groceries out of my trunk"
Doug "Oh thats what that smell was"

by Doogie Robertson November 4, 2006

Chepa Sucio

Spanish for Stinky Pussy, often the result of a woman wearing leather pants. Always the result of poor personal hygiene.
Common amungst office staff with very bad personal hygiene

Mike- Today I was in the office and something smelled horrible, like ass only very dirty ass.
Jerry- Oh thats just the Chepa Sucio, she really stinks today, I love it!

by Doogie Robertson February 10, 2008

EMFA

Acronym for Eat My Fuck Asshole.

When "Fuck Off" just doesnt cut it.

Thanks for forgetting me with the "christmas bonus" this year Boss, just go and EMFA.

by Doogie Robertson December 19, 2010

Take some groceries out of my trunk

The act of deficating.

Its 10 am , 4 cups of coffee and a bran muffin later , excuse me Rob I need to take some groceries out of my Trunk

by Doogie Robertson June 7, 2007

Dirty lorenzo

The act of sneaking up on another friend who has bent over in the shower and sticking a digit into the anus. Then using it to draw a large fecal "L" on his/her backside.

"Hey I hear Arnel gave her a Dirty Lorenzo"

by Doogie Robertson September 29, 2010

Dirty Vincent

A Skid mark of substance, left behind from a very wet sloppy loud and long fart. Generally in a "V" shape as it exits the butt crack with great force up your back.

Mom: "Look at these shorts whats this big brown V"
son:" Mom thats my dirty Vincent, i got it after you fed me those tacos"

by Doogie Robertson October 30, 2006