cockophobe

When a dick is so big that she puts on a face that says you better not put that where i think your gonna put that
When i took out my 13 inch cock Laura had become suddenly cockophobic
by Doobie June 01, 2003
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Dub C

by Doobie April 25, 2003
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magnon

someone with a huge damn forehead that overhangs like a balcony. short for cro-magnon man.
that magnon is the missing link between apes and humans.
by Doobie March 22, 2004
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stool stamp

The thong's equivalent to a skid mark.

When there is trace evidence of stool on a thong, and because the thong is so tight, it looks like a stamp instead of a streak.
When she looked at her thong , after she passed gas that was questionable, she noticed that there was a stool stamp.
by Doobie December 19, 2015
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blowjob

When a woman kneels so that her head is level with a males penis and she begins to suck it until hot cum is in her mouth, at which point she will spit or swallow.
by Doobie January 05, 2006
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m.f.

who is the m.f. who stole my bagel?
by Doobie March 22, 2004
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penis

Long, shaft-like, love-making tool just right for sticking into a girl's ass, vagina, or mouth, whichever you prefer
Laura loves to get it in the mouth and in the vagina
by Doobie June 02, 2003
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