8 definitions by Donny Schvice
A bootleg is the natural leg of a person who has one peg(wooden) leg and one natural leg. It's called the bootleg because it is the one that has a foot and would need a boot and the peg leg does not need a boot. It was a term that was used when shoes were made to order one pair at a time or in some cases just one was made for the "bootleg".
How's that new shoe feeling on your bootleg Joe? Sorry about getting your boot and peg leg sides mixed up, I should know by now. I think that's the 6th bootleg shoe I've made you since the accident.
by Donny Schvice August 17, 2023
A Mitchnutro is an ejaculation from a male penis that is equal to or greater than 2 fluid ounces(59ml) in volume.
Next time you decide to mitchnutro on me could you aim for my chest instead of my eyes? Is it in my hair? It is isn't it? You mitchnutro'd in my hair that I just had styled 3 hours ago, next time your jacking off an hour before we have sex. Nobody can mitchnutro twice in a day can they?
by Donny Schvice April 23, 2021
An Eggman is a guy that thinks the egg came before the chicken.(As opposed to a Chickenman who thinks the chicken came first. Or the people who don't care what came first and are called a Neitherman, pronounced Niiii or Neee therman. And some people don't believe the chicken even exists, most claiming chickens are just ducks that can't swim or fly. They are just called morons or dimwits.)
I was talking to that guy with the Afro-Mullet for about 45 minutes in the line to get Kip Winger to sign his book and it turns out he thinks the band Winger was formed before Kip Winger was the singer, Sammy Haggar was the original singer, and he's an Eggman who believes God created the 2 eggs on the 7th day and those two eggs hatched 27 days later and he can't wait for February 2nd, 2027. Typical Eggman. That's his girlfriend with him, she's only 47 I guess, looks like she was born in 47 to me.
by Donny Schvice May 20, 2023
A Werd is when you are walking along in the woods enjoying nature and you feel a terd coming out and you can't stop it so you have to take a Werd, you have no choice.
by Donny Schvice December 13, 2021
A polite and quick response to someone asking you if you'd like to go with them to the local botanical garden.
by Donny Schvice January 14, 2022
An unidentified man on a dance floor that is spinning out of control and taking anything out in his path and then exits the dance floor on the other side and disappears.
What happened to you? "I was at the club last night and a John Donado came out of nowhere and sent a skinny girl flying heels first into my face."
by Donny Schvice March 2, 2023
Why does it seem like a Daggle of Doug's only has to cross the street when I'm late for my meeting with my probation officer?
by Donny Schvice March 8, 2023