life

1)atribute of things that obtain and use energy, excrete waste, reproduce, die, and change/develop
2)a complete and total accident

"I hate myself and i want to die; time to end my life."- famous last words of some guy who had it all figured out

by DonkeyThunder March 04, 2003

frat boy

1)Usally large husky male human between the ages of 18 and believe it or not 30 who attends a college for reasons other than education but primaraly to keep his blood alcohol content high enough that a normal person could get drunk of his breath.

We knew we where in trouble when two vomit covered frat boys managed to not only get in a start the dump truck but take it out on the freeway as well.

by DonkeyThunder May 01, 2003

communism

A Grrrreat idea! Government introduced when the people of North Korea and Cuba learned from the capitalist pigs of the United States that democracy only looks good on paper.

Cuba, North Korea, China kinda

by DonkeyThunder March 04, 2003

yuppie

Young "upper class" profesional, profesional what you say? Professional obnoxious moron who knows how to destroy anything that isn't rich, white, and republican.

Some yuppie bitch moved into our nieborhood and now we can't hunt people anymore.

by DonkeyThunder May 01, 2003

: \

1)text expression for confusion or response to an akward comment
2)text symbol for a gastro intestinal malfunction indicating the soiling of ones pants

1) AssHat-"whats funnier than a pile of dead babbies? One in the middle trying to eat its way out! lol!"

Ralph- ":\"

2) EXLAX ATTACK! :\

by DonkeyThunder March 04, 2003

borgasim

Feeling of sexual pleasure expierenced by a fan or patron of "Star Trek" when a woman and/or man removes their clothes or when the Vulcan death grip is used upon themselves in a non appropriate manner

Treki 1- "Oh my gosh that alien chick is taking of her clothes! This is amazing!"

Treki 2- "im having such a borgasim! lets make out!"

by DonkeyThunder March 04, 2003

ass-hat

1)one who retains ass-like qualities or pratices ass-hatery

2)a device used to compress or hold extreme amounts of feces in the caranium

see @55 H47

"You ass-hat put that staple-gun down!"

by DonkeyThunder February 23, 2003