by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017
Her vagina was as tight as a fiddle. When Trump inserted his 17 inch fake dick into the tight pussy it did a pussy squeak. Trump left the fake dick in the Oval Office.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone December 12, 2017
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017
Cris Cyborg, "the baddest woman on the planet" is currently the best female fighter in the world. There is a problem here though. When I went to see her fight for the UFC Featherweight belt against Tonya E I had to naturally use the men's restroom. As i was standing there taking a piss Cris Cyborg walked in and stood at the urinal next to me and "she" took a long, loud, splashy, foul smelling brown colored piss. I glanced down and saw that she had a rather large dick. It was very dark colored and had a purple head the size of a tennis ball. It was by far the biggest penis I had ever seen. I think Cris might be a dude.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone January 30, 2018
In the 1960s an actor by the name of Jerry Mathers played the character "Beaver Cleaver", in the iconic TV show "Leave it to Beaver". Although young Mathers was an adorable little boy, the adult Mathers looks like a damn fool! Same goes for the kid on"two and a half men". As a matter of fact, Luke on "Modern Family" looks like a dickhead now, he is no longer near cute anymore. This happens on a lot of TV shows when the kid grows up. Same in real life also. Someone should define this phenomenon.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 16, 2017
When I asked Aurelio if he wanted to split a 12 pack with me he said, "sheeeeeyit S A, that micro brew you have there sucks, dont you have any Pabst Blue Ribbon."
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017
To blow up baloons using the fart baloon III method is very economical. Save your shit for a few months , then put your big pile of shit into an industrial dehydrator. Eat the dehydrated shit and wait a couple hours. By then you will have a considerable amount of gas. Then simply use the Fart baloon II method to fill some baloons. If you do not know the fart baloon II method then google it.Tie your fart baloons to a lawn chair, sit in it and you will be able to float at least 20 feet up if you use about 30 fart baloons.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 21, 2017