Donald Cowboy Cerrone's definitions

hells na

When you want to say no in a very emphatic manner.

Let's say that you did not find Hillary attractive but someone says to you, "bro, I think that you would like to make love to Hillary......Then you would say, "hells na bro, I wouldn't fuck Hillary Clinton with your dick."

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 16, 2017

you rack em, i crack em

To rack the balls before the start of a pool game.

Before the start of a game of pool, Biff Lambert always says , "you rack em, i crack em."

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone February 6, 2018

I Ran

1: A hit song by 80s new wave rockers A Flock of Seagulls 2: What Urban Dictionary employees do when they see a hot chick.

I am so queer that I Ran when the attractive female wanted to have sex with me said the gay man that works for urban dictionary. He also said that he is one of many gay men that work for urban dictionary. He said you have to be a fag or a girl to work for urban dictionary.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

thickheads

People lacking in common sense or a modicum of intelligence, or people with big fat heads on their shoulders.

This country{USA is full of thickheads because we elected Donnie Trump for President. A classic case of the dumbing down of America.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

fredfucker

A bitch that fucked Fred

Jasmine is a fredfucker

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone January 17, 2018

fart baloon

A baloon that is filled up with fart gas instead of air or helium by sticking the baloon in one's asshole and cutting a long huge powerful fart.

Look 'lil Teddy, I got you a bunch of fart baloons for your birthday party. Be careful with those baloons 'lil Teddy. If you pop them it will stink very, very badly.Especially the red fart baloon, that fat Mexican dude Frank Robertito blew that one up after he ate a bean and cheese burrito with a side of chorizo.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 17, 2017

Bear Jew

The nickname of UFC submission ace Paul Craig.

Paul Craig is a UFC Light Heavy Weight fighter known for his last second finishes. The Scottish Craig is a standout submission fighter who once won a fight via armbar with one second left in the fight. Paul Craig is a badass who goes by the nickname Bear Jew because he looks like a giant Jewish bear. Craig also does a great Rocky impression!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone April 4, 2019