When I asked Aurelio if he wanted to split a 12 pack with me he said, "sheeeeeyit S A, that micro brew you have there sucks, dont you have any Pabst Blue Ribbon."
sheeeeeeeit is only the greatest way to say no or heelna the more expression need to say no the more high or low you get with your voice
if somone said are you gay you would say SHEEEEEEEEEEEEIT!! in a verry high voice unless of course you were gay in this case you would have to say JJYEAH!
When black people don't agree with something they say this. Equivalent to saying "Shit", but with swagger and soul. The way you talk after smoking a grapeblunt while sipping a 40 of Colt 45.
Tyrone: "Yo dawg, let's go up to the pawn store and sell your PS 2"
JJ: "Sheeeeeet....them honkey jews up there never give us a good deal or even a solid quarter".
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.