Donald's definitions

sphincter slap

after taking part in anal sex, while the anal hole is still wide open and raw, a quick slap is applied to the sphincter hole

"After I busted, I pulled out and gave her a sphincter slap right on her hole and she started to sream

by DOnald July 23, 2003

Distaolo

to try to make fun of someone but it ends up backfiring and you get made fun of. every one hating you

saying that someone is gey then everyone reacting against you

by Donald May 14, 2004

smeagle

A poor attempt at a hair transplant. Usually affecting 30 something men.

Haw smeagle have ye got any chuggie?

by Donald March 2, 2004

rurnt

past tense of ruin, the ultimate downfall, the worst

kelly thinks she looks deck in that tube top, but her chest is just rurnt.

by donald October 8, 2003

Kerrpenis

Anything that does not exist.

Kerr wishes that the treehouse was kerrpenis.

by Donald February 22, 2003

yahtzee

Profanity. Usually shouted when throwing leaves.

Hey Mrs. Burnmaster.....YAHTZEE!!!(Throws leaves)

by donald April 22, 2004

HR30 Skyline

"H-R30 Ping Monster"

Well known 80's Skyline, produced in poo brown/grey with menstrual red interior; came factory standard with menstrual red interior trimmings.

Nissan sales rep: "Yeah drum brakes all round, pulls up real hard, line up school kids at the crosswalk, then brake 50m prior, hauls 80's arse."

by Donald March 6, 2003