farting lumps

Unintentionally passing some small turds while intentionally passing gas

Aw, man! I just farted some lumps!

by DonH October 02, 2003

jock itch

A condition in which a man's scrotum (i.e. balls) itch incessantly as he desperately tries to scratch in some subtle but effective way.

Sorry, dear, but I got jock itch that won't quit

by DonH October 07, 2003

Frank Zappa

A visionary, a real musician, and one damn fine guitarist. Frank didn't give a damn about musical labels or conventions. He collaborated with everyone from Flo & Eddy to George Duke to Tuvian Throat Singers. He was also the first to realize that dental floss was an important cash crop to the state of Montana.

Frank Zappa was a genius

by DonH October 03, 2003

Porsche

How real car guys pronounce the brand name of 911s and Boxters

How could Porsche drop its Le Mans program to build a goddam truck???

by DonH October 02, 2003