DonH's definitions

walk toward the light

To die

My old car decided to walk toward the light last week

by DonH October 2, 2003

Media manipulation

Calling Clinton a draft-dodger for getting a college deferment, while ignoring the fact that Dubya pulled strings to get himself past thousands of other people on the waiting list for the Texas Air National Guard after scoring in the 25th percentile on his flight test.

With enough media manipulation, people might actually think Governer Bush can find Canada on a map.

by DonH October 2, 2003

farting lumps

Unintentionally passing some small turds while intentionally passing gas

Aw, man! I just farted some lumps!

by DonH October 2, 2003

utopia

Todd Rundgrin's old band - like anyone cares

My Utopia album is older than my kid's English teacher.

by DonH October 2, 2003