Joiquin Phoenix

A person that is a complete idiot and has no idea how to win in a fight
That kid just got the shit beaten out of him like Joiquin Phoenix
by Don Juan April 06, 2005
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penis milk

The white stuff that comes out of your penis. Used to make babies and feed thirsty girls
Sarah massaged my dick and was rewarded by several mouthfuls of penis milk
by Don Juan April 04, 2003
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Max Hirsch

n. A boy who is a compulsive lier, and he cant tell the truth to anyone. He stickheads lefty and is a wigger to the core. He is trying to compensate for something by driving in an Escalade, but nobody is fooled.

v. Hirsching-to tell the most ridiculous lie to somebody.
n. That wigger is trying to be a Max Hirsch

v. Thats not your car, your Hirsching me.
by Don Juan April 25, 2005
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CP

Short for 'Cock Penetration'
Hey bitch! you gonna get some CP tonight!
by Don Juan May 07, 2004
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religion

A castrated person's substitute for sex.
Religion is a practical joke that most people just don't get.
by Don Juan October 02, 2003
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maid

a lady who cleans the house and knows how to fuck.
My French maid is always there to make my dick happy when I arrive home.
by Don Juan March 08, 2003
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death

It is the end...
"Abadi abadi abadi aba- That's all Folks!" -Porky Pig
by Don Juan May 29, 2002
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