Don Everest's definitions

Hot Wesley

Recieving a hot carl from Wesley Snipes.

I'm such a huge fan, I can't believe he gave me a hot wesley at the movie premier.

by Don Everest April 3, 2005

The Sneaky Howard

Waiting till your friend is so drunk that he passes out and then taking him to get a tattoo of Paulie Shores face on his gooch.

Frank passed out after only drinking Smirnoffs all night, so we gave that pussy a sneaky howard.

by Don Everest April 8, 2005

The Salior Boy Experience

Hand cuffing a drunk friend to a chair and proceeding to smack them in the face with a chode(s).

Andy got the salior boy experience when he passed out at Doecker's house last thursday...he loved it!!!

by Don Everest April 7, 2005

The Ray Charles

Tea bagging a blind guy.

I gave that old dude a Ray Charles the other day while he was sitting in the park.

by Don Everest April 7, 2005

Paper Back Flanigan

Taking a book out of someone's bookcase and preceeding to deficate (shit) between two of the pages and then placing it back on the shelf. A.K.A. "The Ultimate Bookmark."

"Jimmy Jillikers!!!" Harvey exclaimed as Otis paper back flaniganed his copy of "The Great Gatsby."

by Don Everest April 2, 2005

The Dynamic Louie Anderson

Survey Says "Dropping a duece in Louie Anderson's shoe after stealing points from the opposing family."

"Oh No!!!" Louie exclaimed as Jack Johnson gave him the dynaic louie anderson after stealing the board from the McDougal family.

by Don Everest April 7, 2005

Mysterious Mitchell

Recieving an envelope in the mail that has no return address, and includes dog feces, male ejaculate, and a Sam Bowie rookie card.

I wonder if it was Heath that sent my that mysterious mitchell on my birthday.

by Don Everest April 4, 2005