Don Everest's definitions

Mysterious Mitchell

Recieving an envelope in the mail that has no return address, and includes dog feces, male ejaculate, and a Sam Bowie rookie card.

I wonder if it was Heath that sent my that mysterious mitchell on my birthday.

by Don Everest April 4, 2005

The Sneaky Howard

Waiting till your friend is so drunk that he passes out and then taking him to get a tattoo of Paulie Shores face on his gooch.

Frank passed out after only drinking Smirnoffs all night, so we gave that pussy a sneaky howard.

by Don Everest April 8, 2005

Steamy Guarini

A cleveland steamer given by American Idols own Justin Guarini.

After losing to Kelly Clarkson, he thanked the judges by giving out a round of steamy guarini's.

by Don Everest April 4, 2005

Hot Wesley

Recieving a hot carl from Wesley Snipes.

I'm such a huge fan, I can't believe he gave me a hot wesley at the movie premier.

by Don Everest April 3, 2005

Musky Maria

A girl with a very low alcohol tolerance; who has a "bearded clam" that gives off an offensive odor. In oder to muff dive on this you must have on full scuba gear...trust me!!

Andy realized that he did not have the scuba gear necessary to muff dive on this musky maria once the drunk girl unvailed the beast.

by Don Everest April 6, 2005

The Ray Charles

Tea bagging a blind guy.

I gave that old dude a Ray Charles the other day while he was sitting in the park.

by Don Everest April 7, 2005

The Salior Boy Experience

Hand cuffing a drunk friend to a chair and proceeding to smack them in the face with a chode(s).

Andy got the salior boy experience when he passed out at Doecker's house last thursday...he loved it!!!

by Don Everest April 7, 2005