Definitions by Don Everest

The Garden Fresh Special 

Unlimited soup, salad, and poop lunch at the Olive Garden.

Marie ordered the garden fresh special at the Olive Garden, before seeing Hitch.

The Garden Fresh Special by Don Everest April 7, 2005

Musky Maria 

A girl with a very low alcohol tolerance; who has a "bearded clam" that gives off an offensive odor. In oder to muff dive on this you must have on full scuba gear...trust me!!

Andy realized that he did not have the scuba gear necessary to muff dive on this musky maria once the drunk girl unvailed the beast.

Musky Maria by Don Everest April 6, 2005

Inverted Cleveland Steamer 

1) Taking a dump on someone's back.
2) Releasing dung on to someone's chest while being suspended in the air upside down.

Ralphy O'Higgins proceeded to deliver an inverted cleveland steamer on Ling Ling after hours of passionate butt sex.

Inverted Cleveland Steamer by Don Everest April 6, 2005

The Full Douglas

Jumping, ass naked and covered in pudding, front first on to a car while two people as having intercourse in it.

Kyle was offered $100 to perform a full douglas while at the Four Seasons Theater.

The Full Douglas by Don Everest April 6, 2005

Steamy Guarini 

A cleveland steamer given by American Idols own Justin Guarini.

After losing to Kelly Clarkson, he thanked the judges by giving out a round of steamy guarini's.

Steamy Guarini by Don Everest April 4, 2005

Mysterious Mitchell 

Recieving an envelope in the mail that has no return address, and includes dog feces, male ejaculate, and a Sam Bowie rookie card.

I wonder if it was Heath that sent my that mysterious mitchell on my birthday.

Mysterious Mitchell by Don Everest April 4, 2005

Hot Wesley 

Recieving a hot carl from Wesley Snipes.

I'm such a huge fan, I can't believe he gave me a hot wesley at the movie premier.

Hot Wesley by Don Everest April 3, 2005