Doddi's definitions

Wunderground

An underground/subway service that actually works and runs on time

"You're early this morning Eric!"

Yeah boss, managed to get in early due to the wunderground taking only 15 mins rather than 30. Was well quick!

by Doddi September 15, 2007

fat boyscout

A person (mainly a fat boy) who always seeks the approval (and rewards) of his elders and betters by doing good deeds, sometimes to show off to what few friends he has

That Charlie's a right fat boyscout, always offering to trim Mrs Grannysmith's hedge whenever he sees her!

by Doddi September 15, 2007

fattypuffs

A person who is fat due to his or her high intake of Sugarpuffs cereal

Oi, look at fattypuffs Billy going into class! He's brought some Sugarpuffs for his packed lunch!

by Doddi September 15, 2007

chunkies

A fat man's breasts or flab, especially around their belly area

Eddie down the road was sunbathing in his garden and as I walked past, I caught a glimpse of his chunkies...YUK!!!

by Doddi October 8, 2007

ploppies

A milky type of poo that makes a plop sound in the toilet and only done by children, especially obese schoolboys

Mummy I feel sick and I have to go toilet to do my ploppies!

by Doddi October 8, 2007

Dancing Baby

A Dancing Baby is a fat 'plastic'-looking baby that dances around when Ally McBeal gets broody. Can be picked up and bounced around like a ball.

Ally: "My Biological Clock's ticking"
(Dancing Baby chants: "Ooga Ooga Ooga-Chaka "!)

by Doddi October 12, 2007

shitty shatty

A childish way of over-exaggerating a problem

Mum: "Bobby why are crying?"
Bobby: "Because mummy, my little finger hurts soooo much and it feels shitty shatty!!!"

by Doddi October 17, 2007