Doddi's definitions

knobwinkler

A person who has a childish fascination with their penis but who constantly wishes it were bigger

My winkle is so small, plumb and round, hee hee! I only hope Jennifer doesn't think I'm a knobwinkler and finds it large enough for her when we kiss!

by Doddi September 14, 2007

fattypuffs

A person who is fat due to his or her high intake of Sugarpuffs cereal

Oi, look at fattypuffs Billy going into class! He's brought some Sugarpuffs for his packed lunch!

by Doddi September 15, 2007

excretion geometry

The study and/or formation of excrement (shit) in particular shapes

My baby son's an expert at excretion geometry since he seems to make perfect triangles and blocks out of his own poo!

by Doddi October 17, 2007

wonging

To make a large amount of money

My mate Billy was wonging it after he put 50 quid on Everton to whip Liverpool and won 50 grand!

by Doddi September 14, 2007

Dancing Baby

A Dancing Baby is a fat 'plastic'-looking baby that dances around when Ally McBeal gets broody. Can be picked up and bounced around like a ball.

Ally: "My Biological Clock's ticking"
(Dancing Baby chants: "Ooga Ooga Ooga-Chaka "!)

by Doddi October 12, 2007

United Kingdom of America and Little Britain

The eventual formation of a republic where all the decisions for the world's welfare are made by Washington with Little Britain tagging along

The United Kingdom of America and Little Britain is the greatest country in the world. Ever!!!

by Doddi April 9, 2008

chunkies

A fat man's breasts or flab, especially around their belly area

Eddie down the road was sunbathing in his garden and as I walked past, I caught a glimpse of his chunkies...YUK!!!

by Doddi October 8, 2007