fat boyscout

A person (mainly a fat boy) who always seeks the approval (and rewards) of his elders and betters by doing good deeds, sometimes to show off to what few friends he has

That Charlie's a right fat boyscout, always offering to trim Mrs Grannysmith's hedge whenever he sees her!

by Doddi September 05, 2007

plonkadoodle

An idiot who does nothing but draw/doodle all his spare time, especially of chickens

There's this loser at school called Joey who's such a plonkadoodle. I mean, his hobby is doodling and drawing chickens!

by Doddi September 04, 2007

wonging

To make a large amount of money

My mate Billy was wonging it after he put 50 quid on Everton to whip Liverpool and won 50 grand!

by Doddi September 04, 2007

shitty shatty

A childish way of over-exaggerating a problem

Mum: "Bobby why are crying?"
Bobby: "Because mummy, my little finger hurts soooo much and it feels shitty shatty!!!"

by Doddi October 02, 2007

ploppies

A milky type of poo that makes a plop sound in the toilet and only done by children, especially obese schoolboys

Mummy I feel sick and I have to go toilet to do my ploppies!

by Doddi September 25, 2007

excretion geometry

The study and/or formation of excrement (shit) in particular shapes

My baby son's an expert at excretion geometry since he seems to make perfect triangles and blocks out of his own poo!

by Doddi October 02, 2007