by Doc February 15, 2005

by doc May 13, 2005

Originally used in Back to the Future movies and now pertains to three male hookers: Jason the American bitch, Jonas the Swedish pimp, and Russell aka pooh pants
Hey, McFly, I thought I told you never to come in here!
McFly, why don't you make like a tree and leave!
McFly! I thought I told you...oh wrong room!
121 giga watts! 88 miles per hour!
McFly, why don't you make like a tree and leave!
McFly! I thought I told you...oh wrong room!
121 giga watts! 88 miles per hour!
by Doc April 17, 2004

anything stupid or not worth wasting your energy talking about...a manner in which to express a term of endearment and stupidness simultaneously in a single breath.
Russell is pooh pants.
Russell says pooh pants a lot.
Friends of friends we don't particularly care for are pooh pants.
Russell says pooh pants a lot.
Friends of friends we don't particularly care for are pooh pants.
by Doc April 17, 2004

Excreting one’s fecal matter in such a way that disrupts the olfactory nerves for several days. Originally thought to originate from the 1700’s, recent carbon dating tests reveal top-shelving dates back to the 1400’s. Early techniques of the Top-shelving were in the form of crapping in someone’s sandals and/or robe. Towards the 1800’s the technique evolved, and crapping in one’s wagon, and became the standard practice of implementing a top-shelf. In the 20th Century the top-shelf has taken on a new face. Today’s modern top-shelf are a based upon removing the lid of a toilet and taking a fat deuce in the tank. Typically, the day before completing a top-shelf you want to load up on crabs and fajitas so that your crap will have lethal properties.
1. People that are from California are so used to stinky poopy dicks, that top-shelves are welcomed in non-smoking bars.
2. Hey dood, lets top shelf Demi Moore’s place.
3. Fuck Flushies 2000. A good Top Shelf will kill that rank smell.
2. Hey dood, lets top shelf Demi Moore’s place.
3. Fuck Flushies 2000. A good Top Shelf will kill that rank smell.
by Doc September 28, 2003

by Doc October 26, 2003

by Doc June 11, 2006
