Doc's definitions

software engineer

A career option that seems like the road to riches until graduation, when realise that the job market has been supersaturated with fellow geeks for the past five years.

Also: for the above reason, a slang term for a male 20something worker in a fast food restaurant.

"Of course, with a masters degree in software engineering, it was either flipping burgers or the dole queue again on Monday morning."

by Doc January 28, 2004

bulldog licking piss off a nettle

A particularly ugly or miserable looking person, especially a woman

Christ, did you see that bird Tommo was with last night? She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

by Doc October 26, 2003

chode

A round, Dinner plate size,as large as 1 inch. Very wide , Very short

andrew has a massive chode he likes to impress his 14 cats with it and also likes to paint it up and play.

by doc September 7, 2002

Picker

An earlybird who hunt swap meets, estate sales, thrift stores, etc and scoops up the good deals - often for resale in antique shops or on ebay.

'Ole Craig has been a picker for eighteen years and he's still looking for a ten-dollar original Van Gogh!

by Doc July 29, 2004

Salty

One who has spent a great deal of time at sea

"Doc's one of the saltiest SOB's I have ever known'.

by Doc November 23, 2003

Nat

a fine dime brizzle livin' in h-town but pimps internationally.

she's my Nat, and i think i'm in love wit her..

by Doc January 16, 2005

www

not a useless abbreviation for World Wide Web as WWW is faster to type than World Wide Web.

1 www.fuck.com

2 Worldwideweb.fuck.com

Which would you choose?

by doc February 20, 2004