Doc's definitions

software engineer

A career option that seems like the road to riches until graduation, when realise that the job market has been supersaturated with fellow geeks for the past five years.

Also: for the above reason, a slang term for a male 20something worker in a fast food restaurant.

"Of course, with a masters degree in software engineering, it was either flipping burgers or the dole queue again on Monday morning."

by Doc January 28, 2004

Top Shelf

Excreting one’s fecal matter in such a way that disrupts the olfactory nerves for several days. Originally thought to originate from the 1700’s, recent carbon dating tests reveal top-shelving dates back to the 1400’s. Early techniques of the Top-shelving were in the form of crapping in someone’s sandals and/or robe. Towards the 1800’s the technique evolved, and crapping in one’s wagon, and became the standard practice of implementing a top-shelf. In the 20th Century the top-shelf has taken on a new face. Today’s modern top-shelf are a based upon removing the lid of a toilet and taking a fat deuce in the tank. Typically, the day before completing a top-shelf you want to load up on crabs and fajitas so that your crap will have lethal properties.

1. People that are from California are so used to stinky poopy dicks, that top-shelves are welcomed in non-smoking bars.

2. Hey dood, lets top shelf Demi Moore’s place.

3. Fuck Flushies 2000. A good Top Shelf will kill that rank smell.

by Doc September 28, 2003

danno

Pure gadget, or gadget in it's original form. It's Clownistic behaviour, and goofy walk, give the 'danno' it's distinct charicteristics.
Danno's shouldn't be taken lightly, they've been known to fart randomly.

"Whoa, look at that goofy Danno! let's go poke it with a stick!"
"carefull mate, I've heard they fart pretty bad"

by Doc September 23, 2003

Hummer

When a girl tosses off a man while at the same time sucking his balls and humming causing vibrations giving mass pleasure.

"Yesterday my girlfriend gave me a hummer."

by Doc December 12, 2002

nizzle

niggah; friend etc
Background: Originated as a resulted a random telephone call recording of inmates by prisons. Nonsnesical addition of -izzle to make any recorded statements unusable in court, because the words don't actually exist. Popularized by Snoop-Dog

Example: Sho I kizzled that bizzle...you know yo nizzle did dat shizzle.
"Sure I killed that bitch..."

by doc May 28, 2004

porkfry

How can one define a living legend? Ill try.
Porkfry is many things to many people, A loving husband, A dedicated game tester, A famous inter-tron posting guy.

see also - pimpin' LARGE, Spider, Beer

They say this cat Porkfry is a bad mother

by Doc May 13, 2005

P. Diddy

He can't rap to save his life but love him or hate him you gotta give it to him that's one smart ass brotha and he has millions to prove it. Big clothing companies, big record label, big restaraunts, big tv shows, and he brought you B.I.G. Is his flow tight? Hell naw. Is his pockets deep? Hell yeah. He's a marketing genius.

I want to rap like 2Pac but have money like Diddy. Plus he got with J-Lo, but that doesn't seem hard to do.

by Doc February 28, 2004