Doc's definitions

Nat

a fine dime brizzle livin' in h-town but pimps internationally.

she's my Nat, and i think i'm in love wit her..

by Doc January 16, 2005

www

not a useless abbreviation for World Wide Web as WWW is faster to type than World Wide Web.

1 www.fuck.com

2 Worldwideweb.fuck.com

Which would you choose?

by doc February 20, 2004

chocolate sombrero

A brown hat, possibly worn by a backdoor conquistador

by Doc October 26, 2003

Will Smith

He's a much better actor than rapper. He was an okay rapper but definitely not the greatest. No where near the greatest. I'd buy one of his cd's for my kid or my kid brother or sister or i'd use it as a dust pan, but i'd be first in line to see one of his movies.

He's basically just decent
Not good not bad

by Doc February 28, 2004

Top Shelf

Excreting one’s fecal matter in such a way that disrupts the olfactory nerves for several days. Originally thought to originate from the 1700’s, recent carbon dating tests reveal top-shelving dates back to the 1400’s. Early techniques of the Top-shelving were in the form of crapping in someone’s sandals and/or robe. Towards the 1800’s the technique evolved, and crapping in one’s wagon, and became the standard practice of implementing a top-shelf. In the 20th Century the top-shelf has taken on a new face. Today’s modern top-shelf are a based upon removing the lid of a toilet and taking a fat deuce in the tank. Typically, the day before completing a top-shelf you want to load up on crabs and fajitas so that your crap will have lethal properties.

1. People that are from California are so used to stinky poopy dicks, that top-shelves are welcomed in non-smoking bars.

2. Hey dood, lets top shelf Demi Moore’s place.

3. Fuck Flushies 2000. A good Top Shelf will kill that rank smell.

by Doc September 28, 2003

McFly

Originally used in Back to the Future movies and now pertains to three male hookers: Jason the American bitch, Jonas the Swedish pimp, and Russell aka pooh pants

Hey, McFly, I thought I told you never to come in here!

McFly, why don't you make like a tree and leave!

McFly! I thought I told you...oh wrong room!

121 giga watts! 88 miles per hour!

by Doc April 17, 2004

puddy

short for the word "pussy" often used to disguised the word while being exclaimed in a public area.

Coach Randall my puddy is better than yours

by doc May 13, 2005