software engineer

A career option that seems like the road to riches until graduation, when realise that the job market has been supersaturated with fellow geeks for the past five years.

Also: for the above reason, a slang term for a male 20something worker in a fast food restaurant.

"Of course, with a masters degree in software engineering, it was either flipping burgers or the dole queue again on Monday morning."

by Doc January 28, 2004

chode

A round, Dinner plate size,as large as 1 inch. Very wide , Very short

andrew has a massive chode he likes to impress his 14 cats with it and also likes to paint it up and play.

by doc September 07, 2002

oceanamo

1. oc3an aka ocean aka large body of water, commonly defined as the softie mofo ocean
2. a wet 'mo

dude you're an oceanamo

by doc January 10, 2005

Salty

One who has spent a great deal of time at sea

"Doc's one of the saltiest SOB's I have ever known'.

by Doc November 23, 2003

Smegma

A term which can be referred to as the cheesy substance caused from sweating of the gland. More common with people who have a foreskin or skanky dirty bastards that don't wash.

"I went to take a piss the other day and because I hadn't washed in a while my dick smelt cheesy."

by Doc December 12, 2002

porkfry

How can one define a living legend? Ill try.
Porkfry is many things to many people, A loving husband, A dedicated game tester, A famous inter-tron posting guy.

see also - pimpin' LARGE, Spider, Beer

They say this cat Porkfry is a bad mother

by Doc March 20, 2005

chocolate sombrero

A brown hat, possibly worn by a backdoor conquistador

by Doc October 26, 2003