DizzyLizzy's definitions

my humps

A song talking about a girls goodies pretty much. The song is an embarrasment to our culture though

Talking about my humps

by DizzyLizzy February 16, 2007

shakira

A Colombian/Lebanese singer who can belly dance. Her belly dancing skills have made the single ''Hips Don't lie'' She is 4'11 and is very talented.

My favorite shakira song is underneath your clothes

by DizzyLizzy November 19, 2006

Candom

A rubber thing desinged like a condom, to put over your beer. Invented by college students, most people use them to be funny.

Dude why is you beer wearing a condom?

It's not, it's a candom

Oh okay

Practice safe sips use a candom one size fits all

by DizzyLizzy January 22, 2007

nigga please

A phrase used like ''No way'' or ''Get out of here'' Very ghetto and should be used as such

Dude look at that girls jelly

nigga please

by DizzyLizzy January 17, 2007

saint patricks day

The only day of the year where everyone is Irish

1. I'm Irish

2. No your not. You look Filipino as anything

1. Didn't you hear? Today's saint patricks day!

2. Well that means I'm Irish too! Let's go drink our brains out

by DizzyLizzy March 19, 2007

bastard

1.A person born to unmarried parents

2.One who aggravates

1. Blayze is a bastard

2. Shut up bastard!

by DizzyLizzy December 7, 2006

dumbfuck

A really stupid person

My brother Billy is a wicked dumbfuck

by DizzyLizzy September 14, 2007