DizzyLizzy's definitions

jump the couch

To jump the couch is to go crazy for someone on national T.V. by ''jumping on thier couch'' Can be used on people you know personally too. Also see jump the shark Tom Cruise

Steve: OH MY GOD I LOVE ALYSSA SO MUCH BLAH BLAH BLAH *starts to jump*

Fred: Gee, no reason to jump the couch Steve, your ruining my 599 dollar leather couch!

by DizzyLizzy April 24, 2007

snausages

A dog snack you usually use to reward your dog for doing something good like sitting, going to the bathroom outside, and rolloing over. Many humans enjoy snausages as well.

snausages are the shit.

by DizzyLizzy June 1, 2006

funbags

A nice pair of tits.

I've got some nice funbags

by DizzyLizzy February 16, 2007

bed bath and beyond

The store that sells bath and bed stuff. I have never found the beyond part.

The beyond, in bed bath and beyond is that they sell pancakes there

by DizzyLizzy April 6, 2007

Headphone Syndrome

When someone has thier headphones on and they are too friggin loud they have to yell to talk

1: Hey do you wanna go to the movies?

2:WHAT?

1. I said do you want to go to the movies?

2. I'M SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU WHAT?

1. Forget it man, you have a bad case of Headphone Syndrome

by DizzyLizzy March 7, 2007

urban dictionary editors

The people that decide my fate as an Urban Dictionary author

Damn urban dictionary editors rejecting my definition of jizz

by DizzyLizzy March 7, 2007

blue pill

Viagra, that's why it's called the blue pill

He took the blue pill last night, woo what a ride!

by DizzyLizzy February 16, 2007