DizzyLizzy's definitions

saint patricks day

The only day of the year where everyone is Irish

1. I'm Irish

2. No your not. You look Filipino as anything

1. Didn't you hear? Today's saint patricks day!

2. Well that means I'm Irish too! Let's go drink our brains out

by DizzyLizzy March 19, 2007

nintendo 64

The greatest memories of my childhood

nintendo 64 was the shit.

by DizzyLizzy February 16, 2007

Candom

A rubber thing desinged like a condom, to put over your beer. Invented by college students, most people use them to be funny.

Dude why is you beer wearing a condom?

It's not, it's a candom

Oh okay

Practice safe sips use a candom one size fits all

by DizzyLizzy January 22, 2007

dumbfuck

A really stupid person

My brother Billy is a wicked dumbfuck

by DizzyLizzy September 14, 2007

yoink

To steal, or grab something that does not belong to you. Made famous by the Simpsons

Excuse me?

Yeah

*when person is not looking*

yoink!

Aww damn! My phone is gone!

by DizzyLizzy November 15, 2006

funbags

A nice pair of tits.

I've got some nice funbags

by DizzyLizzy February 16, 2007

snausages

A dog snack you usually use to reward your dog for doing something good like sitting, going to the bathroom outside, and rolloing over. Many humans enjoy snausages as well.

snausages are the shit.

by DizzyLizzy June 1, 2006