DizzyLizzy's definitions

full house

A really queer show that ran from 1987-1995 and went off the air because it was ''too much money to make'' Um it was on the same set as Friends it shouldn't cost THAT much to make an overrated T.V. show about a douchebag family living in one house

Meet the family

Danny- Danny is a clean freak who won't let anybody do anything. Might be a closted homo, as will not go out with any women after ''his wife's death''

Jesse- Jesse is a self-absorbed douchebag. He loves himself, and his hair, more than anything else in the world. Oh yeah I'm missing something else too. Elvis

Joey- Joey is the perfect example of a child molester. He likes to be around children and entertian them. Children= his life

Michelle- Perfect example of a spoiled brat. Such as ''I want ice cream!'' or ''I'm the princess'' or ''Jesse I want Joey to eat me out this time!''

*I didn't add the other two, nothing to say about them...

So simply, for all you people discovering it now, because it's on daytime T.V. 5 billion times a week, about queer ass people hugging all the time for no reason.

full house sucks hobo bum

by DizzyLizzy March 30, 2007

life

Life is what you make of it. Do you want to live like your going to forever? Do it! Do you want to drink like your 21? Go ahead! Nothing is stopping you from living the life you want. Go out there and make the best of it instead of eating Oreos and being on Urban Dictionary all day

My diagnosis of life was on November 16, 1992, and I'm going to make the best of it.

by DizzyLizzy November 17, 2006

cubicle farm

A fucking workplace hell where you are trapped 9-5 in a cubicle crunching numbers or whatever with not animals, but shit ass workers that hate thier job as the attaction

a cubicle farm may be worse than school if i say so myself

by DizzyLizzy February 1, 2007

ipod

The mix CD of the 21st century

Dude? You still have mix CDs? Please. You know everyone has an ipod now.

by DizzyLizzy December 12, 2007

Candom

A rubber thing desinged like a condom, to put over your beer. Invented by college students, most people use them to be funny.

Dude why is you beer wearing a condom?

It's not, it's a candom

Oh okay

Practice safe sips use a candom one size fits all

by DizzyLizzy January 22, 2007

aaand you're done

A usually nicer and politer way of telling someone to shut up or shut the fuck up

Tiffany: LyKE omG I gotZ this neW Jessica McClintock dreSSz and I'mm surrE Jason will LOve it1!!!!11

Ashlyn: OmG no waysz!!11 I'm so00 jealous you dumb bitch!11 I want a Jessica McClintock dress

Tiffany: I knOw rite?

Me: aaand you're done

by DizzyLizzy January 17, 2007

yous a hoe

The funniest song sung by Ludacris. I'm a girl, and I like it. Listen to it it's hilarious!

lyrics to yous a hoe
Chorus
Hooooooooo (Ho)
Youza Hoooooo (Ho)
Youza Hoooooo (Ho)
I said that youza ho (Ho)
Repeat 1x

Ludacris
You doin ho activities
With ho tendencies
Hos are your friends, hoes are your enemies
With ho energy to do whacha do
Blew whacha blew
Screw whacha screw
Yall professional like DJ Clue, pullin on my coat tail
an why do you think you take a ho to a hotel?
Hotel everybody, even the mayor
Reach up in tha sky for tha hozone laya
Come on playa once a ho always
And hos never close they open like hallways
An heres a ho cake for you whole ho crew
an everybody wants some cuz hoes gotta eat too

chorus x2

Ludacris
Cant turn a ho into a housewife
Hos dont act right
Theres hos on a mission, an hoes on a crackpipe
Hey ho how ya doin, where ya been?
Prolly doin ho stuff cuz there you ho again
Its a ho wide world, that we livin in
feline, feminine, fantastical, women
Not all, just some
You ho who you are
Theres hoes in tha room, theres hoes in tha car
theres hoes on stage, theres hoes by tha bar
hos by near, an hos by far
Ho! (But can i getta ride?!)
NO! (Cmon, nigga why?!)
Cuz youza

chorus 2x

Ludacris
You gotta run in your pantyhos
Even your daddy knows
that you suckin down chocolate like daddy-o's
You hos are horrible, horrendous
On taxes ya'll writin off hos as dependents
I see tha ho risin
it aint surprisin
its just a hoasis
with ugly chicks faces
but hos dont feel so sad and blue
cuz most of us niggaz is hos too

chorus x2

(Ho)
Muthafuckas im so tiired of yall niggaz always talkin
bout hos this, hos that, you tha muthafuckin ho nigga
I wasnt no ho last night

(Pimp)
Ho, bring yo ass!

(Ho)
Ok, hold on

by DizzyLizzy November 30, 2006