intercunt

When someone is always a cunt on the internet.

Paul is always pissing people off on the internet. He's such an intercunt

by Dirty Chaos July 31, 2016

Canadian handshake

After being trolled or catfished you make up with your victim by giving him a hand job with maple syrup.

Man: did you hear that mike catfished Stephen?
Woman: wow did they fight after?
Man: no but Mike did give him a canadian handshake

by Dirty Chaos January 07, 2018

Shanghai Surprise

When you are having sex with a girl and she wants you to hit the gspot and her clit. So you have your penis inside her at an elevated angle to hit the clit reportedly. Then you take your thumb and reach around her and stick your thumb in her ass.

Man 1: why is natasha blowing up your phone all the time?
Man 2: I gave her the Shanghai surprise last week and she's hooked.

by Dirty Chaos March 20, 2018

Sausage train

When several dudes are "connected" as if in a train.

That's not a human centipede, that's a sausage train.

by Dirty Chaos September 11, 2017

Hippothotamus

When a thot is also an overweight person.

Man 1: Damn I didn't think big girls could twerk

Man 2: she's a hippothotamus so yeah

by Dirty Chaos March 24, 2017

Aqua handshake

When a woman gives you a hand job underwater. Very similar to a proper aqua handshake but she doesn't have webbed fingers.

Why is Michael making that face?

Well nevermind it looks like Natasha is giving him an aqua handshake

by Dirty Chaos November 28, 2017

Discreet Brady

When you pay someone $2 for a quick handjob in a car or on a roof.

Man coming back down from roof

Boss: where were you?

Man: getting a discreet Brady. I was on break anyways

by Dirty Chaos February 14, 2017