latin: Botolph Crustum
Just before climax, the man defecates on the woman's chest, patting down the fresh pile into a flat cake. He then proceeds to ejaculate onto the freshly pressed cake, mimicking a hot dash of syrup on a stack of buttermilks.
From: "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex"
Just before climax, the man defecates on the woman's chest, patting down the fresh pile into a flat cake. He then proceeds to ejaculate onto the freshly pressed cake, mimicking a hot dash of syrup on a stack of buttermilks.
From: "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex"
It took me and my wife years to get the Boston Pancake right. I have IBS, and could never quite get the consistency right. I found the less water I drink the night before, the more solid it turns out. But get a good spatula, the lumps can be difficult.
by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010
latin: Conglomero crocodylus
A sexual act with an exciting end for either participant. At the point of mutual climax, one partner bites down on the corner of the other's neck, near the shoulder, and initiates a "death roll"--similar to the efficient hunting technique of an alligator or crocodile, in which the reptile breaks its victim's bones and flesh through vigorous, sensual rotations.
A sexual act with an exciting end for either participant. At the point of mutual climax, one partner bites down on the corner of the other's neck, near the shoulder, and initiates a "death roll"--similar to the efficient hunting technique of an alligator or crocodile, in which the reptile breaks its victim's bones and flesh through vigorous, sensual rotations.
Nethin' prepares me for the great thrill of an Alligator Fuckhouse after an hour of love-making. Daisy is a big girl, 6'1" and heavy as a truck, so when she starts rolling me, I know that our climax is going to be anything but dull. The bleeding usually stops within an hour, and the occasional broken rib is just a small price to pay.
by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010
latin: coleus gustatus
In this simple fetish, the man repeatedly dips his testicles into the open mouth of his lover or passed-out friend, in a motion similar to dipping a tea bag into a cup of hot water.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
In this simple fetish, the man repeatedly dips his testicles into the open mouth of his lover or passed-out friend, in a motion similar to dipping a tea bag into a cup of hot water.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
Republicans want to sully the good name of the Tea Bag by associating it with tax revolt parties. But this aggression will not stand. We must demand that the president sign into law that the only definition of Tea Bag is to dunk your nads in somebody's mouth.
by Dirty Buck Nasty April 15, 2010
latin: Peractio Sumptuosus
Most women ask themselves one question, "Spit or swallow?" Few ever consider this elegant, exciting finale to a successful hand- or blowjob. As the man ejaculates, the woman should pull his penis toward her neck and allow the beads of semen to form a milky, steaming necklace--a guaranteed jaw-dropper for any man. Small variations are key. Try concluding a morning blowjob this way, often called "giving him a 'Breakfast at Tiffany's.'"
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
Most women ask themselves one question, "Spit or swallow?" Few ever consider this elegant, exciting finale to a successful hand- or blowjob. As the man ejaculates, the woman should pull his penis toward her neck and allow the beads of semen to form a milky, steaming necklace--a guaranteed jaw-dropper for any man. Small variations are key. Try concluding a morning blowjob this way, often called "giving him a 'Breakfast at Tiffany's.'"
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
There is nothing, and I mean nothing, like a man who can deliver a perfect pearl necklace. Holding and releasing. The warm beads evenly spaced. The faint aroma. The matching earrings.
by Dirty Buck Nasty April 13, 2010
latin: Traba crystalis
In this perfect addition to foreplay, one partner lies beneath a glass coffee table while the other squats above it and unloads. Like viewing the colorful sea life from the relative safety and serenity of a glass-bottom boat, this simple maneuver is not only arousing but biologically tantalizing.
In this perfect addition to foreplay, one partner lies beneath a glass coffee table while the other squats above it and unloads. Like viewing the colorful sea life from the relative safety and serenity of a glass-bottom boat, this simple maneuver is not only arousing but biologically tantalizing.
I've been to Hawaii. I've seen all of those fish---its what every tourist does. It's neat and all, but never blew me away. But getting to see my Bobby in action, doing that Glass-bottom boat for me, seeing that magical human process going on in front of me . . .well, I just felt like a science student all over again.
by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010
latin: immunda ientaculum
Adding a little southern twist to the traditional British tea bag, the woman brings the man's testicles into her mouth while facing his backside. As she performs a handjob while "tea-bagging" him, the man should flatulate as much as possible. With her face buried deep in his behind, the man's wind will provide an odorous addition for the woman.
From: "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex"
Adding a little southern twist to the traditional British tea bag, the woman brings the man's testicles into her mouth while facing his backside. As she performs a handjob while "tea-bagging" him, the man should flatulate as much as possible. With her face buried deep in his behind, the man's wind will provide an odorous addition for the woman.
From: "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex"
I think the key to surviving a Dirty Gas Pump is breath control. Eventually you learn when to breathe through the nose, alternating with removing the balls, for deep breaths through the mouth. It's not hard, but until you get the hang of it, it's not pleasant.
by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010
latin: peregrinus
Almost all men and women masturbate either sitting or lying down, making this solo move a natural way to spice up a private half hour. Sit or lie on top of the hand you normally masturbate with, dramatically reducing the blood flow in your arm. For men, once you've lost feeling in that hand, dab on some lubricant and begin to masturbate. Women can start with fingers or a toy--the choice is yours. With no no sensation in your hand (but feeling everything down south), you can imagine getting frisky with a mysterious partner--who just happens to know exactly how you like it!
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
Almost all men and women masturbate either sitting or lying down, making this solo move a natural way to spice up a private half hour. Sit or lie on top of the hand you normally masturbate with, dramatically reducing the blood flow in your arm. For men, once you've lost feeling in that hand, dab on some lubricant and begin to masturbate. Women can start with fingers or a toy--the choice is yours. With no no sensation in your hand (but feeling everything down south), you can imagine getting frisky with a mysterious partner--who just happens to know exactly how you like it!
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
I haven't had a partner for some time. And I never had the money or desire to invest in sex toys or call girls. The stranger really is the next best thing to getting it for real.
by Dirty Buck Nasty April 13, 2010