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latin: coleus gustatus
In this simple fetish, the man repeatedly dips his testicles into the open mouth of his lover or passed-out friend, in a motion similar to dipping a tea bag into a cup of hot water.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
In this simple fetish, the man repeatedly dips his testicles into the open mouth of his lover or passed-out friend, in a motion similar to dipping a tea bag into a cup of hot water.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
Republicans want to sully the good name of the Tea Bag by associating it with tax revolt parties. But this aggression will not stand. We must demand that the president sign into law that the only definition of Tea Bag is to dunk your nads in somebody's mouth.
by Dirty Buck Nasty April 15, 2010
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A sexual act with an exciting end for either participant. At the point of mutual climax, one partner bites down on the corner of the other's neck, near the shoulder, and initiates a "death roll"--similar to the efficient hunting technique of an alligator or crocodile, in which the reptile breaks its victim's bones and flesh through vigorous, sensual rotations.
A sexual act with an exciting end for either participant. At the point of mutual climax, one partner bites down on the corner of the other's neck, near the shoulder, and initiates a "death roll"--similar to the efficient hunting technique of an alligator or crocodile, in which the reptile breaks its victim's bones and flesh through vigorous, sensual rotations.
Nethin' prepares me for the great thrill of an Alligator Fuckhouse after an hour of love-making. Daisy is a big girl, 6'1" and heavy as a truck, so when she starts rolling me, I know that our climax is going to be anything but dull. The bleeding usually stops within an hour, and the occasional broken rib is just a small price to pay.
by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010
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Just before climax, the man defecates on the woman's chest, patting down the fresh pile into a flat cake. He then proceeds to ejaculate onto the freshly pressed cake, mimicking a hot dash of syrup on a stack of buttermilks.
From: "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex"
Just before climax, the man defecates on the woman's chest, patting down the fresh pile into a flat cake. He then proceeds to ejaculate onto the freshly pressed cake, mimicking a hot dash of syrup on a stack of buttermilks.
From: "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex"
It took me and my wife years to get the Boston Pancake right. I have IBS, and could never quite get the consistency right. I found the less water I drink the night before, the more solid it turns out. But get a good spatula, the lumps can be difficult.
by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010
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To perform what's often described as "titty fucking on steroids," the man first defecates on his lover's chest. He then uses slippery poo as a lubricant to vigorously slide his member back and forth between her breasts, which serves as the "buns" to the "hotdog" and "poochili." A considerate partner allows his lover to lick off the "mayonnaise."
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
To perform what's often described as "titty fucking on steroids," the man first defecates on his lover's chest. He then uses slippery poo as a lubricant to vigorously slide his member back and forth between her breasts, which serves as the "buns" to the "hotdog" and "poochili." A considerate partner allows his lover to lick off the "mayonnaise."
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
Seeing my husband's penis slide through his own poop on my chest was such a turn-on. I mean, here was a man who loved me enough to poop on me, fuck me in the poop and then cum on my face. Chili dog just makes you feel special.
by Dirty Buck Nasty April 15, 2010
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The simplest of fetishes, the Golden Shower involves one partner simply spraying a lover or friend with the warm drops of one's micturition.
The simplest of fetishes, the Golden Shower involves one partner simply spraying a lover or friend with the warm drops of one's micturition.
Urine has never gotten the attention it deserves in the sexual world. Sure, it's great for expelling waste, but did you know that it's also great for spraying bathing girls in a golden shower?
by Dirty Buck Nasty April 13, 2010
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Most women ask themselves one question, "Spit or swallow?" Few ever consider this elegant, exciting finale to a successful hand- or blowjob. As the man ejaculates, the woman should pull his penis toward her neck and allow the beads of semen to form a milky, steaming necklace--a guaranteed jaw-dropper for any man. Small variations are key. Try concluding a morning blowjob this way, often called "giving him a 'Breakfast at Tiffany's.'"
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
Most women ask themselves one question, "Spit or swallow?" Few ever consider this elegant, exciting finale to a successful hand- or blowjob. As the man ejaculates, the woman should pull his penis toward her neck and allow the beads of semen to form a milky, steaming necklace--a guaranteed jaw-dropper for any man. Small variations are key. Try concluding a morning blowjob this way, often called "giving him a 'Breakfast at Tiffany's.'"
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
There is nothing, and I mean nothing, like a man who can deliver a perfect pearl necklace. Holding and releasing. The warm beads evenly spaced. The faint aroma. The matching earrings.
by Dirty Buck Nasty April 13, 2010
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Mid-missionary position the man pulls out, turns his back to the woman and defecates into her vagina. This maneuver is remarkably difficult, hence the likeness to docking a shuttle into a space station at 17,000 mph.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
Mid-missionary position the man pulls out, turns his back to the woman and defecates into her vagina. This maneuver is remarkably difficult, hence the likeness to docking a shuttle into a space station at 17,000 mph.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
I have a huge space-travel fetish and space docking is just like 'one small drop for a man, one giant orgasm for mankind.
by Dirty Buck Nasty April 13, 2010
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