The greatest catchphrase ever
An lo! The Lord entered the burger joint, and wisenly spake, "Eeeeeeeeeh"
-Happy Days 3:14
All of his songs sound the same
What song is this?
It's a Rod Stewart song called...uh...oh hell, they're all the same anyway
Went looking for some mangos and found a tiger. Got his head cut off by Marlon Brando's goons
The Horror...The Horror...
A person who has no personality of their own, so they pretend to be other people. For money
Oh man! I'm so uninteresting! Looks like I'll have to be an actor if I'm going to have friends
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him
Get it? He blew his brains out with a shotgun
Lead singer and "guitarist" for Green Day, arguably one of the worst bands to come out of the post-Grunge cess pool that it modern rock music.
With their endless supply of vapid, abhorrent "music" and pointless, ignorant, ersatz political activism, Green Day have cornered the market on 13 year old Rebels out to spend Daddy's money from mowing the lawn at the nearest Hot Topic
When you hear him play the guitar, what you are really hearing are the tortured souls of dead guitar players
Ruined pirates forever
Man, pirates used to be cool, then Johnny Depp came along and made them all gay. Way to go, asshole