Diggity Monkeez's definitions

SAT

The past tense of 'sit'.

I sat down before realizing that all of my chairs had been taken away by the repo men.

by Diggity Monkeez January 25, 2005

iPod

An Apple-made device that can play downloaded music. iPods cost around $250 in stores, but are remarkably easy to win online.

I don't have an iPod, but I have still managed to salvage some self-esteem.

by Diggity Monkeez June 11, 2006

Bloated

Far bigger than appropriate; usually after a sudden gain of size.

Martino's cake factory put so many ingredients into their products that the end result was thousands of bloated cakes which couldn't even make the shelves of Kroger.

by Diggity Monkeez April 8, 2005

Essential

Necessary; vital; of the utmost importance

Water is essential for life.

by Diggity Monkeez November 26, 2004

Fail

The opposite of succeed. To unsuccessfully attempt an undertaking.

I failed to become manager of McDonalds, so I settled on cleaining the mini-playground.

by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005

Poem

A great way for angst-ridden teens to vent their emotions using eloquent language and heart-wrenching content.

Poems don't usually include sarcasm, do they?

by Diggity Monkeez November 24, 2004

Bloatsburg

The large city in the show 'Doug'. Major events such as Beets concerts are often held there.

Bluffington is a smallish town on the outskirts of Bloatsburg.

by Diggity Monkeez May 8, 2005