Diggity Monkeez's definitions

Lunch Money

The most commonly-stolen item of weak public-schoolers, especially in lower-income areas where the schools do not put money on a computerized lunch account. At such a school, students have to bring in the necessary money each day to buy their meal, allowing bullies to steal money that they can actually use, as opposed to a check (is it spelled 'cheque'?).

Ferdinand: Yeah, Corey stole my lunch money again.

Baron: No problem. I'll share my lunch with you.

by Diggity Monkeez April 30, 2005

Brunch

A new meal added between breakfast and lunch. All in all, a very difficult concept to understand.

If I microwave some leftover pizza, but do so at eleven in the morning, would it be classified as breakfast or brunch?

by Diggity Monkeez April 30, 2005

Clam Up

To suddenly keep unusually quiet, often in regards to the divulging of information.

Carol clammed up about the incident at the bakery, so we never did find out whatever happened to Nate.

by Diggity Monkeez April 30, 2005

Other

Any of the world's races that is not White (non-Hispanic), Black, Hispanic, Asian, Native American, or Pacific Islander.

Randy: Are you white?

Lee: Nah. I'm other.

by Diggity Monkeez May 2, 2005

Toil

To work incredibly hard at a pointless task.

Chaz: Dino wasn't at the ceremony yesterday. Do you know what happened?

Percy: Yeah. He was in the basement, toiling with his Spanish homework.

by Diggity Monkeez May 2, 2005

Laos

Country in Southeast Asia. Different from Lagos, which is in Nigeria. Also different from Lays, which is a brand of chip.

No, I've never been to Laos.

by Diggity Monkeez May 2, 2005

Jim Rome

A radio show host who isn't afraid to tell it like it is. Unfortunately, his version of "telling it like it is" involves constructing his opinions with the most obvious statements in sports.

For example: "Yeah, right, Barry. You're not on steroids. Your head has just tripled in size over the last four years naturally." Is that really something that listeners have never heard before?

Honestly, does Jim Rome have any fresh things to say? And by fresh, I mean new/original, not smart/sassy.

by Diggity Monkeez May 2, 2005