Diggity Monkeez's definitions

Monday

The beginning of the schoolweek (and, for most people with decent occupations, the workweek). Its beginning puts almost everybody in a bad mood, but its end does little to enliven the spirit.

Monday is the first of the five major obstacles that our hero must pass before reaching the hallowed 'week's end'.

by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005

Second Person

The part of speech that is used when speaking directly to another person. The second person utilizes the word 'you' (and, below the Mason-Dixon line, 'y'all').

I tried referring to myself in the second person when bragging about all of my outstanding test scores, but my friend thought that I was complimenting him.

by Diggity Monkeez February 28, 2005

Deduction

1) An idea formed by deducing.

2) Subtraction.

1) I made the deduction that somebody had stolen my goldfish for revenge after putting the clues all together.

2) The ten-point deduction in round two really stomped out his internal fire; he just played the rest of the rounds out after that and took the loss.

by Diggity Monkeez March 12, 2005

Blackjack

A man's never-ending quest to reach '21'.

Blackjack is big in Las Vegas casinos.

by Diggity Monkeez January 5, 2005

Dunkin' Donuts

The most abundant eatery in Massachusetts.

Massachusetts is home to many 'Dunkin' Donuts' and 'McDonalds'.

by Diggity Monkeez January 30, 2005

Dead

1) Deceased. No longer in the world of the living.

2) No longer entertaining. Over.

3) Definitely, extremely.

1) Yassir Arafat is dead; he died in 2004.

2) I'm leaving. This party is dead.

3) I'm not joking; I'm dead serious. (Also in this category is, "Enemy sub dead ahead!")

by Diggity Monkeez January 18, 2005

Deduct

To subtract from a total, as opposed to concrete items.

I deducted ten points from his total when it was revealed that he had participated while wearing sandals, clearly violating Rule 1.10B.

by Diggity Monkeez January 30, 2005