Diggity Monkeez's definitions

Grumble

To complain somewhat pointlessly. Grumbling usually consists of merely bemoaning an unfortunate/unfair situation instead of attempting to come up with a solution.

And so he's still grumbling about being picked off of third two innings ago, and whaddayaknow, he gets picked off again!

by Diggity Monkeez May 22, 2005

N64

One of the first 3D gaming systems, and the last one to operate wiothout discs, meaning that there was no loading time any of its games.

I have an N64, a GameCube, and pride.

by Diggity Monkeez May 22, 2005

iPod

An Apple-made device that can play downloaded music. iPods cost around $250 in stores, but are remarkably easy to win online.

I don't have an iPod, but I have still managed to salvage some self-esteem.

by Diggity Monkeez June 11, 2006

Fail

The opposite of succeed. To unsuccessfully attempt an undertaking.

I failed to become manager of McDonalds, so I settled on cleaining the mini-playground.

by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005

Rout

1) To defeat soundly.

2) A sound defeat.

1) Unfortunately, we were nonetheless routed in the championship game by Wortsford.

2) The game wasn't anywhere near close; we won by so much that even calling it a rout would be generous.

by Diggity Monkeez May 13, 2005

Almost

Not quite; close to reaching a certain point.

Willy was almost ready to leave, but remembered that he needed to get his shoes shined.

by Diggity Monkeez February 26, 2005

Durango Doug

The meanest, toughest cowboy in the Wild West. However, when it is revealed that he doesn't know how to ride a horse, he chickens out, and his logo becomes that of a chicken.

Durango Doug was an imaginary character created by Doug Funnie of Bluffington.

by Diggity Monkeez March 17, 2005