Diggity Monkeez's definitions

Sportspickle.com

A funny site that parodizes current events in sports and popular athletes..

Sportspickle.com was criticized for not making a Terrell Owens story, but its author (DJ Gallo) recently made one regarding Owens' recent ankle injury.

by Diggity Monkeez January 4, 2005

NL

MLB's National League, in which pitchers bat for themselves.

The NL is the longest surviving league in baseball, having existed since 1876.

by Diggity Monkeez February 3, 2005

Bland

Plain and boring. Not exciting.

Mayor Williams' speech about our lack of senators was pretty bland.

by Diggity Monkeez January 12, 2005

Choke

1) See Buffalo Bills.

2) See Latrell Sprewell.

1) Fran choked on that test; every time I looked over she was sitting there chewing on her eraser. She couldn't have done well.

2) Donald choked Ricky to death after finding out that Ricky had informed the police of Donald's illegal imports.

by Diggity Monkeez January 23, 2005

She-mail

E-mail for a female.

Danielle received some she-mail in her inbox.

by Diggity Monkeez December 30, 2004

Gonzo

Blue, large-nosed (beaked?) muppet. Also a nickname for Luis Gonzalez of the Diamondbacks.

Gonzo was in Muppet Treasure Island, the only muppet movie that I ever saw.

by Diggity Monkeez May 22, 2005

Rams

As of 1995, the Rams have played in St. Louis. They won their first Super Bowl in the '99/00 season under Dick Vermeil. He retired after the season and Mike Martz became the team's head coach, who became famous for his careless challenges, awful clock management, and poor use of timeouts. However, '01/02 Rams were talented enough to make it to the Super Bowl, but lost to the Patriots. As of 2005, Mike Martz is still the coach. The Rams have only had one sub-.500 season under Martz, which I suppose is justification enough for keeping him around.

I would enjoy a thrashing of the Rams at the hands of Seattle. Not the Seahawks, mind you, but the entire city of Seattle, grunge rock and all.

by Diggity Monkeez January 8, 2005