Spermit The Frog

One of the controversial characters from the Muppets, he’s quite the opposite of his cousin Kermit. Instead of avoiding Miss Piggy, Spermit the Frog spends his time trying to impregnate Miss Piggy but fails due to his lack of prowess and banjo playing

Spermit the Frog needs to get his Lilly padded or else

by Dig Nitty March 03, 2019

Cunt Double

When you find a porn star that resembles a person you know in real life

Instead of shooting your shot, simply avoid devastating rejection by going home and searching their cunt double on pornhub. Easier, cheaper, and non-judgmental .

by Dig Nitty May 25, 2024

Vixen Fixin’

Gettin yer Vixen Fixin’ is when you hook up with a soul sucking prowler regardless of your awareness of her sexually evil ways

Yeah fuck the endgame of that shit. I’m just tryin to get my Vixen Fixin’ in before I’m ruined. Usually a hole for the soul. This time it’s some dick before the trick

by Dig Nitty April 17, 2019

Halfrican

The politically correct way of referencing someone of mixed ethnicity

My mother is black and my father is white so I’m of Halfrican decent. I’m horrible at basketball but pretty good at Jeopardy

by Dig Nitty April 09, 2019

Methlete

A person who frequently uses Meth yet takes care of business such as paying bills, showering, laundry, and any other make believe task because it literally does not happen

Little Jeffrey has to stay after school for the Methletes club and it can sometimes last 2-3 days straight. They try to get a lot done.

by Dig Nitty March 03, 2019

Fergatory

When you haven’t sinned enough for hell but just enough to keep you out of heaven, you’re sent to Fergatory where you have to listen to the Black Eyed Peas on repeat until you’ve learned your lesson and repent.

This may seem worse than hell, but Fergatory is a small price to pay for not knowing where the love is. Hark; do not worry. Tonight’s going to be a good night.

by Dig Nitty May 25, 2024

Gaysian

A term used to describe a sect or group of
People who are homosexual and of Asian descent.

I got lost in Toronto and ended up in the Gaysian district. Started migrating when Bette Midler was in the height of her career. They call it the Bette offensive. The gaysian population grew until there was no more room in the cities and gaysians were forced to sleep on rooftops. Also referred to as Midler on the roof.

by Dig Nitty March 03, 2019