Definitions by Dig Nitty

Take a Wish Foundation 

The Take a Wish foundation is where rich people pay lots of money to take a Wish from a less fortunate person and make it their own

My son has a cold but really wants to see
The new Star Wars before it comes out so I’ll just pay the Take a Wish foundation to dash the dreams of a cancer ridden street rat because I can and I will.

Take a Wish Foundation by Dig Nitty May 26, 2019

Skanky Muniz 

Skanky Muniz is a female rapper/porn star who starred in such films as Agent Jody Skanks and Mal Comes in the Middle alongside Jizzy McGuire

Skanky Muniz fucks shit up on the daily. She said she was dating Amanda Bynes but it’s bullshit. That makes her a Big Fat Liar

Skanky Muniz by Dig Nitty May 26, 2019

Vixen Fixin’

Gettin yer Vixen Fixin’ is when you hook up with a soul sucking prowler regardless of your awareness of her sexually evil ways

Yeah fuck the endgame of that shit. I’m just tryin to get my Vixen Fixin’ in before I’m ruined. Usually a hole for the soul. This time it’s some dick before the trick

Vixen Fixin’ by Dig Nitty April 17, 2019

Tender 

The dating app for underage children

Tinder is for grown-ups. Tender is for pull-ups.

Tender by Dig Nitty April 17, 2019

Palzone 

A cheesy fried delight you serve to a person who expresses feelings of love, over-bearing fondness, and perpetual implied inappropriate sexual frustration toward another person who does not reciprocate those feelings

I appreciate your friendship but how about you chew on a piece of Palzone and leave me alone. #Marinarafordipandtherapyforgrip.

Palzone by Dig Nitty April 9, 2019

Halfrican

The politically correct way of referencing someone of mixed ethnicity

My mother is black and my father is white so I’m of Halfrican decent. I’m horrible at basketball but pretty good at Jeopardy

Halfrican by Dig Nitty April 9, 2019

Beef Swellington 

When the vagina is so swollen from over-use that it resembles a vertical piece of beef surrounded by hairy fixins, like it was dropped on the floor of a salon before consumption

I was all set to hook up with Gloria but I didn’t know she was a WHORE whore. Her vagina was so worked up that it would be considered a delicacy in 3rd world countries. Beef Swellington is the culinary term but is also considered an insult amongst privileged society.

Beef Swellington by Dig Nitty April 9, 2019