Dig Nitty's definitions

Palzone

A cheesy fried delight you serve to a person who expresses feelings of love, over-bearing fondness, and perpetual implied inappropriate sexual frustration toward another person who does not reciprocate those feelings

I appreciate your friendship but how about you chew on a piece of Palzone and leave me alone. #Marinarafordipandtherapyforgrip.

by Dig Nitty April 9, 2019

Tender

The dating app for underage children

Tinder is for grown-ups. Tender is for pull-ups.

by Dig Nitty April 17, 2019

Cunt Man

Another term for a stunt cock In pornography.

“Ok we got the ass and balls thrusting shot. Let’s bring in the Cunt Man for the action shots.”

by Dig Nitty July 20, 2023

Gaysian

A term used to describe a sect or group of
People who are homosexual and of Asian descent.

I got lost in Toronto and ended up in the Gaysian district. Started migrating when Bette Midler was in the height of her career. They call it the Bette offensive. The gaysian population grew until there was no more room in the cities and gaysians were forced to sleep on rooftops. Also referred to as Midler on the roof.

by Dig Nitty March 3, 2019

Fergatory

When you haven’t sinned enough for hell but just enough to keep you out of heaven, you’re sent to Fergatory where you have to listen to the Black Eyed Peas on repeat until you’ve learned your lesson and repent.

This may seem worse than hell, but Fergatory is a small price to pay for not knowing where the love is. Hark; do not worry. Tonight’s going to be a good night.

by Dig Nitty May 25, 2024

Jewsbumps

A series of young adult novels written by IsraeR.L. Stein, Jewsbumps chronicles nightmarish events leading up to the end of Jewish control over Hollywood, world finances, and weather control.

Jewsbumps are not just books, they’re a guideline on what not to do when around antisemites. “Anne Frank gives Jewsbumps 4 stars of David. She would give her two cents but she really needs the money.”

by Dig Nitty May 25, 2024

Skankenstein

A girl who formerly was very conservative in the way she dressed and presented herself re-emerges as a total skank based on the suggestions and peer pressures of friends, society, and the general need
to sexually please a male counterpart, out of nowhere but not so out of nowhere because some creepy scientist made it that way on purpose

I figured it would take the summer, but since last weekend, Cindy turned into a Skankenstein and I just think she’s misunderstood. All she wants is to be accepted amongst society whilst enjoying some dick. Is that too much to ask?

by Dig Nitty March 3, 2019