A series of young adult novels written by IsraeR.L. Stein, Jewsbumps chronicles nightmarish events leading up to the end of Jewish control over Hollywood, world finances, and weather control.
Jewsbumps are not just books, they’re a guideline on what not to do when around antisemites. “Anne Frank gives Jewsbumps 4 stars of David. She would give her two cents but she really needs the money.”
by Dig Nitty May 25, 2024
The Take a Wish foundation is where rich people pay lots of money to take a Wish from a less fortunate person and make it their own
My son has a cold but really wants to see
The new Star Wars before it comes out so I’ll just pay the Take a Wish foundation to dash the dreams of a cancer ridden street rat because I can and I will.
The new Star Wars before it comes out so I’ll just pay the Take a Wish foundation to dash the dreams of a cancer ridden street rat because I can and I will.
by Dig Nitty May 26, 2019
When you haven’t sinned enough for hell but just enough to keep you out of heaven, you’re sent to Fergatory where you have to listen to the Black Eyed Peas on repeat until you’ve learned your lesson and repent.
This may seem worse than hell, but Fergatory is a small price to pay for not knowing where the love is. Hark; do not worry. Tonight’s going to be a good night.
by Dig Nitty May 25, 2024
A girl who formerly was very conservative in the way she dressed and presented herself re-emerges as a total skank based on the suggestions and peer pressures of friends, society, and the general need
to sexually please a male counterpart, out of nowhere but not so out of nowhere because some creepy scientist made it that way on purpose
to sexually please a male counterpart, out of nowhere but not so out of nowhere because some creepy scientist made it that way on purpose
I figured it would take the summer, but since last weekend, Cindy turned into a Skankenstein and I just think she’s misunderstood. All she wants is to be accepted amongst society whilst enjoying some dick. Is that too much to ask?
by Dig Nitty March 03, 2019
Instead of shooting your shot, simply avoid devastating rejection by going home and searching their cunt double on pornhub. Easier, cheaper, and non-judgmental .
by Dig Nitty May 25, 2024
Skanky Muniz is a female rapper/porn star who starred in such films as Agent Jody Skanks and Mal Comes in the Middle alongside Jizzy McGuire
Skanky Muniz fucks shit up on the daily. She said she was dating Amanda Bynes but it’s bullshit. That makes her a Big Fat Liar
by Dig Nitty May 26, 2019
A cheesy fried delight you serve to a person who expresses feelings of love, over-bearing fondness, and perpetual implied inappropriate sexual frustration toward another person who does not reciprocate those feelings
I appreciate your friendship but how about you chew on a piece of Palzone and leave me alone. #Marinarafordipandtherapyforgrip.
by Dig Nitty April 09, 2019