The Emmaus Hall (better known as the "Emmaus Golden Ring") is when at least 6 men, all over the age of 65 gather in an empty building, and all sit in a circle, all facing the person in front of them. They all collectively pee at the same time, aiming their penises as to shoot pee over the head of the partner and straight into their mouths.
by DietCokeCondom6969696 February 03, 2020
1 A chocolate treat made with pecan and caramel, shaped to resemble a turtle.
2 When someone who has eaten lots of nuts lays a log, which has lots of half-digested nuts in it. Can include peanuts, pecans, almonds and more. Then the nuts are picked out of the turd and eaten.
2 When someone who has eaten lots of nuts lays a log, which has lots of half-digested nuts in it. Can include peanuts, pecans, almonds and more. Then the nuts are picked out of the turd and eaten.
1 Where are the chocolate turtles, where are they (from office)
2 Yesterday I ate lots of peanuts so when I went number-2 I picked out all the peanuts. Chocolate turtle. Delicious!
2 Yesterday I ate lots of peanuts so when I went number-2 I picked out all the peanuts. Chocolate turtle. Delicious!
by DietCokeCondom6969696 April 30, 2021
The Party Picasso is a popular prank that is common at parties, especially ones where lots of people are drunk/asleep. The prankster defecates into the palm of their hand, walks over to someone who is asleep/unconscious and uses the "brown paint" to paint on the victim's forehead. Paintings can range from the classic schlong to a funny word/phrase. For bonus points, the prankster can shove the leftover "paint" into the victim's mouth for a surprise.
Jerry: Never fall asleep at the party.
Jessica: Why not?
Jerry: Last time I did, Larry pulled a Party Picasso on me.
Jessica: Why not?
Jerry: Last time I did, Larry pulled a Party Picasso on me.
by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 20, 2021
Also known as a "Hammy". The act of when a bunch of hairy men all get together, drink several energy drinks and then bang each other, using more energy drink as lube.
Oh, and also a character from animated Dreamworks film "Over the hedge"
Oh, and also a character from animated Dreamworks film "Over the hedge"
by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 06, 2021
When you go to a public restroom after eating spicy food, and shart a pile of spicy diarrhea into some toilet paper, then fling the shart bombs over the door and try and hit strangers with your surprises.
Your friend: Watch out for Hot Chocolate Bomb when you pee, they often target urinal users
You: Watch out!
You: Watch out!
by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 06, 2021
When a man with diarrhea squats onto a penis (or dildo) and shit coats the penis/dildo, then he licks it off
by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 20, 2021
When one takes a condom, fills it with diet coke and freezes it. The Diet Coke Condom can be used as a weapon for self-defense or as a dildo, it has other uses too.
The Diet Coke Condom was invented by popular manga bishonen schoolboy Rodrick Heffley as a weapon against his younger brother Manny-kun.
The Diet Coke Condom was invented by popular manga bishonen schoolboy Rodrick Heffley as a weapon against his younger brother Manny-kun.
Rodrick has filled a condom with Diet Coke, froze it, and bashed Manny over the head with it. Manny has fucking died. The Diet Coke Condom is a deadly weapon.
by DietCokeCondom6969696 April 30, 2021